I guess you guys are reading Playboy for the graphics, not the articles.

Do you find receiving handjobs from ESPN reporters a bad thing? If no, you would make a great commish.

Perhaps you'd like to Google "men's rights forums", I'm sure you'd be much more at home there.

It's easy to stereotype, especially when most of "those people" are so sneaky and arrogant and self-centered. But then, somebody like Luol Deng comes along and you realize that he's completely different from most Duke alum.

Good chance September 30 could be a public holiday in Hillsborough County, Florida if this passes.

I'd just like to say as a woman, and a faithful Deadspin reader and sports fan, that the vast majority of commenters here throughout this debacle have been insightful and dare I say, enlightened.

I'm picturing 80-year-old me, in 2057, telling old stories to my grandkids, and having the precocious one, who shares his old grandpa's love of vintage sports, asking me "what was it like back when people still watched football?"

This is completely false. He still has Florio.

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Article the third... Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Oh, and also if someone…

Aww, poor little guy. You don't even know what the First Amendment says.

Funny. But, of course, the First Amendment does not apply here. No one is arguing that that they can't call themselves a racist name. But consumers can vote with their checkbooks.

It's still slightly amazing to me that the (by most accounts) very professional and nice Rick Bayless is that asshole's brother.

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

How does a Florida based college go 1-11? The joy of being a florida based team is the ability to recruit players who legally aren't allowed outside the state for longer than 48 hours.

Ugh, no one cares what you think, you're not even real for gods sake!

On their next Rams segment, ESPN will be astonished when they find that nobody freaked out when Sam had an open cut on his arm, that he's not a threat around children, and the only people he's "recruited" are some local church groups to attend a community fundraising event.

It sounds despicable, I know, but the Rams only just repealed their "don't drop the soap" rule.