"Which white guy gets that job next?"

It's so complicated feigning moral outrage these days. Growing up, we took pride in being clean and beating the cheating USSR and East Germans. Of course come the 1980's we started getting caught, so the "everybody does it" defense took hold. Then we settled into the "vilify black dudes who cheat" while celebrating…

Somehow I suspect Aboriginal Australians would disagree with any assessment that Australia's racial history was just peachy keen.

Avery strikes me as more of a movie guy than someone suited to the stage. His blocking is terrible.

You know, a few more incidents and I'm going to start to believe that Sean Avery's not a very nice person.

Next, director Andreas Robertz said Avery told him, "Don't you know who I am?!" and stormed out.

Now starring in "Negative is Positive": Dion Phaneuf.

Avery: Boy, that pizza was good. But I'm still hungry.

Crying Lady: By all means, have seconds. Oh FYI, I dropped the pizza box on the ground, so now the slices are like, kind of sloppy.

He already had a piece. Sean Avery does not do seconds.

Usually when you read about Bryan Singer expecting a child, he's having a few delivered to a pool party.

Urntt! Wrong answer: We were looking for police brutality and violation of civil rights. Try again.

I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.

High heels were created to embarrass short dudes everywhere, and that will never get old.

Lululemon: Proving day after day a company can literally insult its customers to their faces and continue to stay in business.

Here's the un-redacted statement from UFPD:

And if you'd watched the show you would have also seen how Mindy was all worried she wasn't exciting enough for Danny, but then it's revealed that Danny had never tried it before himself and thought she was plenty exciting (in fact had assumed she'd done it before because how game she usually is). They were both as…

I thought about making a similar comment, but then realized a shitty football team losing a shitty game to another shitty football team isn't really as important as a woman being sexually assaulted.

Says the guy trying to ruin Yuengling, which may be an even more egregious crime against humanity.