Probably the same reason you have no body hair but a totally furry head.

Lying about a promised Wii U release to increase funding and garner attention? Well thats just perfectly fine! Those tactics seemed to work real well for our current administration.

Didnt know she was a villian. Thanks for posting that spoiler in the title. Just started the game last night.

Apparently Nintendo is no longer a platform, according to Kotaku.

Why was this shared on Kotaku? What does this have to do with video games?

Why is a character who has never even been on a Nintendo console in smash bros? Does Square have plans to release 7 on virtual console? Or will 7 continue to be Squares middle finger to Nintendo?