Thoughts and prayers. 

I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU NEED MyP FOR YOUR EARHOLE!

“It’s a simple idea, and if you can stomach the embarrassment of being seen wearing one of these out in public...”

IT’S PRONOUNCED CHOWDAH! SAY IT RIGHT!  I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

This comment would have been 10,000 times better if you hadn’t started it with “So???”

Butt first. A belly flop from 30ft would be incredibly painful and disorienting I’d think. 

You win the ‘stupidest comment on the Internet’ award today!

It’s a pile of shit, just like your comment! Don’t try to polish it, because you can’t.

You win the ‘stupidest comment on the Internet’ award today!

It’s a pile of shit, just like your comment! Don’t try to polish it, because you can’t.

It's clear you're not looking for answers in earnest, but the reason it's inadvisable for white folks to talk critically about black hair is the long history of discrimination based on hair styles and textures. White people don't have the same challenges, that should be pretty obvious.

Those you mentioned actually discovered or created something.

More like Edison, taking ideas from others and claiming that he invented them. Pretty ironic the car brand he owns is called Tesla. 

Err... no?  More like a Henry Ford.  

Achieved what? Taking federal subsidies and calling it rugged free market determination? That’s old hat.

Wow.... That is some high grade Kool-Aid you're sipping. 

My mother taught me to drive.

Nothing but a bunch of pedos amirite?

I think you forgot the “/s” at the end of your post, at least… I hope you did…

Maybe show us those tweets rather than just hinting at their existence? It would help prove the point you are trying to make.

This looks like a reskin of the Let’s Pizza machine that came out a while back.

Lucasfilm’s punishing process meant that the auditions favored those who could make a mountain out of a molehill of a script at high speed