to be fair, he is there, but i did NOT expect him to galumph across the screen and make noise

“neoliberal”

The fact that there’s anything at all tacked onto this bill makes me feel like our government (every side of it, and everyone involved) is a complete and utter failure. Burn the whole fucking thing down.

As someone who spends all my time indoors anyway, the only difference is my electric bill, which spikes dramatically for 3 months.

I normally try to take my dog for his longest walk in the afternoon, but last week I missed it and was feeling restless. Went for a walk after dark, enjoyed the lights, wandered around the empty streets. It was nice to me. Any time I can be outside and not devoured by mosquitoes is a good time of year to me. 

I think their videos are fine and mostly unobjectionable, and so I generally agree with much of what you say.  But I don’t think you can turn videos of your kid playing with toys into a content machine that generates $25.5 million in revenue without a “ruthless sense of opportunism.”

Ryan is set for life—and just imagine, with a kid and a ruthless sense of opportunism, any one of us could be, too.

If I hear Kokomo at a car show, I’m throwing hands. 

Any car show is fine right up until someone pulls out one of those shy/bad kid stuffed dolls and leans it against a bumper or fender, at which point it becomes a bad car show.

Doc Martens - Mine are 25 years old, still going strong.

Doc Brown - A time traveler

I think there’s room for nuance in the Girl Dad vs Boy Mom debate. I get where you’re coming from philosophically, and I also acknowledge that there’s a subsection of Girl Dads who are the type to “joke” about scaring off potential boyfriends with their gun arsenals (although I don’t think those guys really count as…

A rock from the garden with some googly eyes glued on would be perfectly sufficient, PLUS then you have a pet rock at the end of the holidays.

People spend money on this nonsense beyond buying the elf?!

The answer is the only 4 door convertible in the world with suicide rear doors.

Before anyone says Cadillac [INSERT NAME]...no.

I’m sorry, is Lasha Talakhadze transitioning? Has Lasha recently identified as transwoman? Oh no? Then your argument is just a strawman and you are therefore dumbing down the entire conversation. Great thanks.

They might have to make one first to see how amazing the specs will be.

Checks comment history, yep. We got a live one boys. Frothy mouthed fanboi confirmed.

I get why some auteurs are railing against this, but in the end, it’s the best thing for consumers. You know, those people who’s money you want to take to force them to go sit in a large room that most likely isn’t remotely calibrated to show the film the way you intended, which also happens to be filled with people…