Gods, you're brilliant! That Indian I had yesterday at lunch is still tearing me up at both ends, do you think it'd help? I am both fussy and gassy!

Stereotyping is bile. You stereotype Scion owners hatefully as loving something you deride, and you stereotype the lovers of that thing you deride by lumping them in with the flatbill, iPodded, loose clothing types.

Offroader, perhaps not — especially with that mile of overhang behind the rear wheel. Approach angle? Who needs 'em!

Dig those panties out of your bum for a moment and listen to Unkah RyGuy.

Hey now, that Aerostar could be had with AWD! I'll bet it'd be no less capable than a modern crossover AWD CUV — probably more so with the RWD bias.

I'll be interested in seeing what the aftermarket can do with the EcoBoost, power-wise. The quarter-milers will have the ultimate in power, of course, but those engines aren't build to hold together for very long.

As many of you by now know, I'm the world's biggest NPOCP optimist. I screw my brain in impossible ways to try to make the car worth the price.

Not a 510, but I've driven an AP1 S2000 many times. My best friend owns a black/black/black example. It's a fantastic engine that should see duty elsewhere, and because the donor was probably wrecked beyond repair, why not a 510?

Whoa. I knew a guy in high school that was that color combo. I had no idea it was associated with 7up in any way, just that the white leather and white top weren't so white any more...

I think the price reflects condition. If it was a perfectly sorted show car, you wouldn't want to drive its balls off, and he could easily ask 5-10k more for it.

Those of you voting CP have evidently never driven an S2000. The F20C is a batshit insane bi-polar engine that flutters around like your grandmother's civic when you're just cruising, then will attempt do murder that same grandmother when you take the revs into the I-want-to-get-fucking-LOST zone at the top of the…

GOD FUCKING ASS DAMMIT, EUROPE!!!! QUIT TEASING US WITH YOUR WAGOHATCHBRAKES AND JUST SHIP THE FUCKERS OVER HERE!!!!

Yes. Nothing wakes me up on a long trip like a quick romp on the go-pedal to super-legal speeds. A quick burst of adrenaline can last you a long time.

Fantastic, and I'm nominating you for #COTD.

Honda 1300 Coupe 9, with Duo Dyna Air Cooling!

More than a few years — there's no infrastructure.

Kia, if you can make it go and handle like the BMW it Xeroxes, but at a bargain price, I think you'll find plenty of buyers.

1st gear: No wipers? Still no excuse! If this stuff works on my van at 60+ mph, it should work just fine at whatever speeds you weenies might approach when you swap on some rain tires.

I've often wish I could travel back in time 40-50 years, buy one of my now-favorite cars brand new, and then bring it back to the present. If I had 10 grand to spend on a car right now, I'd seriously consider this, because it's as close as I could get to that dream at a reasonable price.

I'd say it'd be worth at least the drivetrain, but it appears to be an older 6 cyl, with the 4.0L truck engine (i.e. nearly worthless)