Also the West was not nearly as deep this season as it has been in years past; they just had three behemoths at the top.

Did people bitch this much about conference parity in the 70s and 80s? It’s just so weird that the disparity offends people so much. Why not just go to a single table? How about just not have playoffs at all?

Well, sure, but for cinematic effect, it’s going to be far more interesting than sitting on an examination table with a VR device. Sometimes you have to take certain liberties with the setting and props to maintain visual interest. It’s not like the Animus device itself is critical to the experience, other than its…

My gf and I talk about giving our two cats away every single day. We openly talk about their deaths being excellent bc of the financial freedom it will afford us to PROBABLY JUST GO AND BUY TWO MORE FUCKING CATS

It’s all true. I have a dog and I love her to death. I also cannot wait to not have a dog. These are NOT contradictory feelings.

Yes you giant baby

San Antonio badly need to find a rebounding force in the offseason, because OKC had their goddamn way on the glass and Enes Kanter was cleaning up easy putbacks at will, while poor Timmy is moving like Shawn Bradley when the Nerdlucks/Monstars stole his talent

Clearly you’re not an NBA fan...because the answer is a resounding yes.

Hot DAMN that was a good game.

Hate to the “that guy,” but the thunder were actually up 1 when Westbrook was “fouled” by Leonard

I just looked up the rosters for the 2003 and 2004 all-star games, the two years T-Mac won the scoring title. They featured such legends as:

So far, the early reviews are... not encouraging. The last one I saw said Apocalypse makes The Last Stand look like X2, which is just a mean thing to say.

I for one am glad Vineyard Vines have stepped up for us MMA fans that have more discerning tastes in clothes and shun the look of Affliction tee shirts.

This is like if Drew Magary were a fight.

As the guy who was president of FSU when the Jameis Winston rape case got swept under the rug, Barron is fast becoming academic America’s poster boy for campus sex crime denial.

I’m surprised he didn’t play the “Duke lacrosse!” “UVa rape!” card like Paterno’s son did.

Holy. Shit. Just burn that entire place down.

Am I the only person confused by Deadspin’s usage of the word “dong” this season? It hasn’t always been this way, has it?

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Nobody pays to see Ryback. I think that’s about as close to a reason as I can muster.