First time I’ve ever agreed with a guy whose job it was to punt on topics.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

I keep thinking how fucking weird this all is. He never had to answer for his bullshit. He never apologized for anything or stopped lying about everything. But to me, the weirdest thing (which is just a statistic fluke at this point) is apparently nothing terrible ever happened to him to make him stop. No one ever…

MMORPGs have thrived for the same reasons for decades. If you can fool people into thinking they’re doing something by showing them a bunch of numbers going up, they’ll do it. This is just one of the more egregious examples of it.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

The fact people will mine blocks for days to “rank up” on an obscure server in *Minecraft* blew my mind. Then we got to the part where people pay hundreds of dollars. There wasn’t much left to blow, but that cleared out the rest of my head.

Life’s too fucking short, people.

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

Their greatest innovation was giving Steph Curry serious ankle problems his first few years in the league, leading to him signing what is easily the best contract (from an organizational standpoint) in the NBA.

Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.

Found him

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

The discrepancy in talent between these two sides is so big you wonder if they’re even playing the same sport. This should really put any fanboys on notice just how far off American football really is. This team and this country SUCKS at soccer. They have some mid-level talent in the backline and Pulisic is promising…

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

So the Warriors want someone to step up when Curry and Thompson both are cold? How bout the Splash Brothers just do their jobs?

Chip Kelly?

Counterpoint; Rubén Amaro Jr.

On literally anyone else in the world, the combination of Kermit-drinking-tea hat and Ultimate Warrior t-shirt would cause me untold amounts of annoyance. But not for you, King James.

Or for any sport.