His supporters will now be donating $5M to the Trump Foundation on his behalf.

Trump doing a tour of his new hotel with just cameras, no reporters.

Best part is that Trump now owes $5 million to charity.

So, basically, he yet again conned the entire media apparatus into breathlessly covering every banal statement and demonstrable lie he made, and got more free advertising for his gaudy bullshit. Sounds like the last fourteen months. Keep fucking that chicken, y’all.

Why should my taxes pay for someone else’s sluttiness??!!!!!!!1!2-

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

Ugh. It’s just amazing that a presidential fucking candidate could put out a policy so obviously poorly thought out. Not limiting it to maternity leave, and providing for leave for newly adoptive parents is common fucking sense for anyone who thinks about this for more than a minute. What Trump proposed is basically a…

The thing is, he provably lies. The "I saw people in New Jersey celebrating," "I was always against the Iraq war," "I have normal sized hands," ect. 'Do you think he is a liar' isn't really a good thing to bring up about a politician, because of course they lie. Everyone does. But they do it in public ways, where the…

“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

She must be preparing for that press conference she was going to give very very soon to clarify whether she came to the country illegally.

I liked the Mark Cuban advice for Clinton to, just occasionally, roll her eyes or chuckle at something stupid Trump says. It would infuriate him, especially if she could follow it up with both a solid point, and a question for HO.

Well, Hillary overheated on a hot day at a crowded event, and that is way more relevant than the fact that Trump lies about literally everything.

Lovely Gale Harold gifs aside, this isn’t much of a victory. Mike Krawitz didn’t hold public office, just ran for it unsuccessfully over and over again. This time will be different because he managed to lose before the election even took place.

The wall just got ten feet taller, you two

I was just thinking about back in the 90s when Comedy Central covered the conventions (this was pre-Daily Show) and Al Franken would put on a goatee and become Republican Al...

“hell is other people.”

Never Again. On the one hand, it was valuable to know why we didn’t work, and we finally ended it TWO MONTHS BEFORE OUR WEDDING. But on the other hand, maybe we would have been just fine never living together.

MSNBC is on in the background at my house as well, and I just want to give Katy a hug. I have felt bad for her (and any reporter following him) since she got stuck with him. She’s been incredibly fair to him, when he’s been an ass to her.