Teens can sleep through anything.

I really enjoyed the nod to traditional marriage.

Those brides are really mailing it in

Your doge, sir.

Maybe when they do it for real tonight at 8pm on NBC it will be better.

Can we just make "snuck" a word already? "Selfie" was added to the dictionary last year! If we don't get "snuck" in 2014 I vow to investigate 9/11!