Ah, an un-sourced quote from the man who started the Progressive party. What an argument against liberalism!

No, they’re making the next generation of Freddie Grays.

At least they were using their official emails and not some home brew server in a toilet, hengh?

It’s good for baseball (or any sport) when a team hasn’t won in X amount of years. It keeps it quirky. The host city can revel in how they always lose, and everyone can wonder if *this* year is the one. Once the Cubs win, then who’s next, the Indians. Who cares if the Indians ever win a world series, besides people…

“Being killed by a woman isn’t just disgraceful, but the penalty in the afterlife isn’t martyrdom and doesn’t include those 72 virgins.”

I thought they were all talking to a tomato troll.

If you started Godzilla anywhere on defense, your team would be much much better than 2-6.

I think it was probably just the time of day when the photo was taken that’s giving you that impression. I read way too much about the DPRK, and have seen many many pictures. There are a ton of problems there, but I don’t think lack-of-windows is one of them. Could be wrong of course, but it gets pretty cold there in…

Its balconies obscuring your view of the windows.

I’m sure they will do articles like this on Democrats when Democrats are accused of shilling phony pills to rubes and telling them it cured their cancer.

“Within about three weeks my symptoms went away, and I was really quite amazed.” - Carson in 2004

Don’t leave us in suspense, Mike S! Tell us, on Gizmodo, why Gawker is so liberal.

But how do you feel about Hillary Clinton, tomatoface/pinkpingpong/sweetchelsea?

I don’t think they do because of how it affects ERA. If a fielder fucks up, that shouldn’t hurt the pitcher’s numbers, but if the pitcher fucks up, it’s his own fault so it should.

**whoops**

I’m a Mets fan and I love the ivy wall. It’s also a possibility that if there was no ivy there, Soler wouldn’t have dove and instead played the ball on a hop, which would have resulted in a natural double. Conforto may or may not have scored in that scenario. Baseball fields aren’t football fields. They’ve never been…

Here you go “honey.”

“Yeah, it’s totally normal and not crazy to click on a person’s name on here and respond to every comment he’s made on a Gawker article throughout the course of the past two weeks.”

Sorry all this attention makes you upset!

HAHAH What in the world are you talking about? It’s not really stalking, when you can just click on your name and read all your posts. Also, you’re pretty clearly a douche and deserve to be called out.