“Man remains unimpressed by movie about woman, directed by woman.”

You really have to click through to appreciate the majesty of this take down.

I too laughed out loud as “the guy who microwaves fish.” I mean seriously, fuck that guy, and Ted Cruz is without a doubt that guy. Can we please have Al Franken in the next cabinet?

All I want is for people in charge of casting movies or TV to pick literally anyone else. There are millions of actors who aren’t Johnny Depp, you can’t tell me they can’t do the job just as well or better.

Okay... seriously. Give it up.

Detail for me how he was “Sabotaged.”

Sanders told his supporters that if they supported him, they would do anything possible to stop Trump, which at the time was to vote Clinton. Writing in Sanders for the general election was idiotic not only because it was the opposite of what he said to do, but also because since he wasn’t the chosen candidate he had…

It discontinues student loan subsidies.

Why would anyone care about this? I’m trying to imagine any sort of outrage over this and I just can’t.

Live by the ivory, die by the ivory.

I’m a black southerner. Tear that shit down.

Oh man, you just made me remember my brother’s commencement speaker! He also went to a small liberal arts college and it was all fire and brimstone. Really depressing and bleak. The funny thing is, I can’t remember anything about mine. Nada. I don’t even know if it was a man or a woman.

Then he gave a thumbs up with his third hand, winked an eyestalk, and crawled offstage with his snail foot, I presume?

She’s so efficient that she probably made them work late to make up for the “break” that she gave them to listen to her speech countless times.

Ms. Jenner is the newest spokeswoman for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

So people have finally stopped endlessly defending her because she was a high profile Transgender individual and finally realised that both pre and post transition was a shitty person?

Adding on to the excellent advice you already got from The Ancient Booer - the part where you ‘break off a clump’ need not be gentle. The women of my family accomplish this task literally by slicing through with a metal shovel. Put the new small clumps somewhere else, tuck them in with basic topsoil, hit ‘em with the…

Hello fellow old, let me help you with your hostas. If they need to be thinned, it’s easiest to do it in the spring when the shoots are just coming above ground by a few inches. Just break off a clump and plant it elsewhere, give them away, or just compost it. You can buy an all purpose fertilizer or plant food at a…

I’ve gone on dates with gay men who were either trans-phobic or racist. It isn’t like being born gay/lesbian makes you a better person.

As a white female voter who voted for Clinton...