Ugh but S-E-X with him...

I don’t book on anything but direct anymore after a disaster trip a few years ago. Flight delays, horrible hotel room, missing rental car reservation, and at each step, I was told I had to contact Expedia directly there was nothing they could do for me at the counter. This led to long calls, dropped transfers, and…

Clearly he’s a secret Doctor Who fan.

NOT WHEN YOU’RE WEARING YOUR TINFOIL HAT THEY CAN’T!!!!!

Gah !!! Carpets in bathrooms are the most disgusting things ever. We dealt with that when we bought our house a few years back. Totally would not use the Master Bathroom in our bedroom until it was gone. The previous owners were elderly and I can only imagine how bad the old man’s aim was. That and what happens if you…

No kidding. You probably need to take out a second mortgage just to pay for having the flues cleaned.

It’s an admittedly small microculture, but I know of one group of people who live to one-up another with how minimalist they are.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Yea, “she was warned, but nevertheless she persisted” is a one-like history of women’s rights and civil rights movements.

He looks like someone put George Lucas in a microwave

But what color is his dress?

Bernie Sanders is like a guy stuck in graduate school forever.

That is literally the entire point. Since he is proposing more anti-immigrant things they are pulling the same thing Latinos do, but only for an hour. The concept is “Look at how much we contribute to your daily life. Without us, stuff goes straight to hell”.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

And an unsecured Android phone.

You mean a private school that’s flush with cash didn’t do the right thing to accommodate a student with above-average aptitude?

i’ll take a home depot card— thanks