Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

They helped GW invade a country.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

“Pardon me?”

Would it be funnier if they blew a 3-1 series lead?

But Westbrook is being funnier about it so...he wins!

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

Because the IOC is one of the most corrupt organizations on the entire planet and America already has enough issues without adding that group of scumbag assholes to the list of people to deal with.

+1 sunk cost fallacy

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Racism is when someone thinks a race a beneath theirs, this was not racism. She thought a kimono was hip and didn’t take into account the cultural significance.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

Eat all the dicks, please.

Did not need you for this lesson.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Your job sounds awful.

Brandon Armstrong (former NBA)

I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.