I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

He used his “second chance” to tear up a parking citation he didn’t like and throw it in a woman’s face. So he’s really on this “third chance.”

Bear Who Was Covered In Shit And Pissed.

Just like we should apparently retire “no one” because no one can spell it. Same goes for subordinate clauses starting with “because” pretending to be complete sentences.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

Seems a well thought out and measured response.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

“Note: Adjective Man died on the way back to his home planet.”

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

As I’ve said before, all these parents naming their kids “Aiden,” “Jayden,” “Kaden,” etc. need to have the balls to just name them after the obvious inspiration: