whoa, that escalated quickly.

+1 for the sheer amount of effort put into this joke

And I do believe that serving notices of eviction is the local Sheriff’s jurisdiction...

Dude, it’s just haircut. I’m a fellow traveler but let’s not read too much into things here...

I like spam. I also suffer from immeasurable self-loathing.

Ok serious question— Why does the IOC demand that host cities build new facilities? So they can get construction kickbacks?

Wondering if anyone had a chance to see this wonderful example of journo hand wringing over calling bullshit...

You’re an idiot.

I think he’s confusing deep blue Tucson with red-ass Gilbert...

+1 #MakeEnglishGreatAgain

Ahhhh.... Deadspin calling out sanctimonious assholes on their bullshit is Deadspin at it’s finest. I can feel the righteous indignation making me fell all nice and warm inside. Thanks!

Hey, hey , hey... While most of Arizona has earned its “methlab of democracy” moniker, Tucson and the whole “Baja Arizona” region isn’t so bad!

Thanks for the post Nick— just FYI though, Arizona’s Ray Smith blew his third knee in three years and has medically retired from basketball. Too bad too, everyone here in Tucson was looking forward to seeing him reach his full potential.

What’s the average day like at Deadspin? Do you guys start the day with a meeting about post assignments or something like in Newsroom?

So how many would die?