“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

So that’s two closets?

I believe Quad-Dong is now the accepted colloquial term.

Go Falcons.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

the unpopped popcorn things

Dude... Reggie Roby.

Then don’t fucking read it. No one cares whether you like a feature or not.

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Black president

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

He got all huffy.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

grammar: the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.