I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

Daytona needed a Daytona touch. I hook you up, Dodge.

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

BUT NOT TODAY

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

‘My 8 year old daughter proclaimed them “cool cars”’
‘test drive a 2017 Fusion Sport and a 2016 Taurus SHO’

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I too missed the submission thread...if only for the collective reading enjoyment, I’ll add a few of my experiences. I worked as a valet and bellman in high school and summers in college in the mid-aughts. Always in a very high end part of town, either at a hotel, movie theatre or at a steakhouse.

Does anyone even steal anything in Maine?

Look, matey, I know a dead building when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

“No no, he’s resting.”

The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?