Dang, how bout that Bostonizing of “Marchand” at :32? MAAAAHHHHSHAAHHND

If I wasn’t locked into my lease I would. But then again, my girlfriend and I have a great apartment with amazing landlords. You can never truly have it all. To be fair though, the school night games have been pretty tame, but I imagine if the Cubs win the series, it’s gonna be Blackhawks times a billion.

As a Rockies fan (a WHAT???) who lives mere blocks from Wrigley and is not a Cubs fan I express disgust in Cubs fans season long, I am no bandwagon Cubs fan hater. I have no problem with the team, they are young, fun, and play the hell out of some baseball. But no matter if the Cubs win or lose, the fans are the worst…

“Sarkisian and three assistants ordered four shots of Patron Silver, four shots of an unspecified liquor and five beers.”

Is the name of this game the “Champion Champions Finals”? That’s gotta have a dope trophy.