Yeah, this is a series of articles that panders to the very paranoid, whose misplaced hubris has them convinced that somehow, their lives are so deeply fascinating and important that Microsoft, Amazon, Google and others are out to get them.

A Terminator movie where no one talks because demons would kill them and our only hope is a mutant speedster hedgehog? That’s a winning formula if ever there was one.

Cement Third Leg is the name of my new punk band.

At first I thought she had a cement pirate leg.

Still whining about the Frozen short? Sounds like someone needs to...

Can Bryan Fuller get his shit together already? He’s very talented and I like a lot of his work, but has he ever had a show actually be a hit? He reminds me of those athletes everyone annoints as the next big thing who then never seem to live up to that potential.

Just having the Defenders look up at the massive disk/portal thing. (Except Matt, because he doesn’t need to).

That’s not the pen name he’s referring to. Rowling also writes under the explicitly male name Robert Galbraith, with the first novel’s author bio including outright lies about ‘his’ background, claiming expertise that Rowling doesn’t actually have.

I’d like to stack up all of his professional accomplishments against this and see what matters more. He did something really fucking stupid, but it was over a decade ago and who did it harm?

Lots of people use a nom de plume.

The Leftovers is near perfect television.

I’d be down with some Kinghts of the Old Republic prequels

Telsa’s most notable idea was wireless energy, which to this day, we can barely implement. It’s one thing to have an idea, it’s another to bring it to fruition. Telsa simply couldn’t pull that aspect of it off. We still can’t on a large scale.

Fire does nothing but make him sexier.

I thought House Bolton was wiped out. Looks like we missed one.

It wasn’t the drinks. Trust me.