Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

The fact is that most people don’t want to invite drama into their personal lives so lets stop assuming his marriage isn’t strong enough to survive the gossip. Why subject your significant other to the abuse or harassment? Also can you guarantee that the gossip would stay online? We all know that there are those who…

You can’t add music to emotes without issuing refunds, and you can’t remove the emote from the game without issuing refunds. So I doubt Epic will even turn their heads. Adding music takes away the freedom of dance and associates it with one song, a song users may or may not hate, possibly ruining their purchase.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

“Hello, PUBG support. I was wondering if you could give me a free copy of PUBG? I have ransomware that says I can’t decrypt my files without playing your game and I thought you could help.”

why cant we just have a good movie without everyone wanting some type of representation for their group of this or that or some conceived failure on someones part becuase it was thought that they should have included someones obscure or mainstream view on something.

cant wait to see how many people let this play on the tv while getting down tonight. seems like a good christmas present for those few

I’m no saint by any realistic standard, but I am a married man and the idea of cheating just baffles me. I literally can’t think of a situation that would drive me to cheat. It could be the hottest girl on the planet and I could have a time machine to go back to before the deed was done so no one but myself would ever…

Fuck you too.