Me too, it seems the more infantile and unskilled the shopping the more chance it has of "Winning"
Shouldnt the winner really be decided by us? Most stars wins seems entirely logical.
Yes because the Dark Souls crowd is the Yoshi crowd...
The Acclaim South Park first person shooter that my friends and I destroyed our N64 analog sticks playing was a 5.8/10?
Er, of course not - that's the point of it.
Play this in the background to complete the experience.
Queue the haters screaming about how much they hate vsauce because it's all random unrelated facts... without watching the video.
"Speak for yourself."
Pokemon Y: Second rarest video game in the world.
Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
YOU CAN TRY TO EXPLORE BUT THERE'S NO PLACE YOU'VE NOT ALREADY BEEN! HOW ABOUT WE ADVANCE THE PL...?
Go buy RPG Maker, make some shitty, parody RPG and do this, please. I'll pay for it.
Someday I'd like to write the objectives for stuff like this. "WALK IN THE ONE FUCKING DIRECTION YOU CA... NOOOO, NO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THERE'S ONE DIRECTION AND ONLY ONE TOWN TO GO... WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GOING THERE? YOU WERE JUST THERE! SERIOUSLY, GO SOUTH... SOUUTTTHHHHH"
That should be a save file title if anything
You don't and you aren't the target audience for Steambox.