Cop 1: "Is that the perp?"

Harrison Ford does realize that he's not actually Indiana Jones, right? He can't just perform dangerous stunts and get out unscathed while getting the girl.

She is capable of writing poignant and mature lyrics. "Early Winter", "Cool", and "Wonderful Life" are good examples.

"Oh, God, I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in!?"

Hank is a bit jingoistic. Just watch the episode "Uh, Oh, Canada!"

I don't see what my weight has to do with anything, but OK.

I love "King Of The Hill" and I truly respect it for being one of the only adult cartoons to not rely on juvenile humor and raunchy sex and gore. That being said, I really dislike Hank Hill. I know most people unanimously loathe Peggy due to her egocentric, ignorant personality and for being a "Know-Nothing-At-All",…