Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

Their logo looks like a distended anus, probably from shitting on that guy so hard.