this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

not allowed to ask that question! Might bring up the ratings and ad revenue and backing from companies into questions.

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

The little girl in Adventures in Babysitting did.

At which point he'll become Hispanic for sure.

So the family should sit around the Christmas tree in silence because this grammar-challenged brat can't be arsed to be polite? Really?! Huh.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

How is her life being destroyed?

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

Down here in houston, we call FW the toilet of Dallas. Also Houston has the biggest rodeo in the world and even more oil money and better food than both Dallas and FW. Suck a Texas-sized dick

As a Houstonian, that's pretty funny. I also liked the Free Press's response bumper stickers to Austin's self-given status re: live music. Houston: Live Music Capital of Houston

Holy shit, someone else actually wrote this, but then you went and got it wrong at the end. Being a Houstonian, I agreed with every thing that Drew wrote, except for this PIECE OF SHIT, GOD DAMN, UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, ASSHOLE-ISH comment. Ol' dick bag Drew here has no idea about Houston's food, which is, quite…

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set…

Except that there's no right or wrong when talking about tastes. You like it, hurray! You don't? Too bad. You are overthinking this. I like it. You don't have to.

I see where your coming from. I'm reacting to the stigma of feminism not the actuality. I don't think I'm saying women shouldn't be confrontational (in fact if you knew me - either here as a commenter or in real life - I promise you'd be laughing as you said that), I'm just saying I don't care about the word.

Thank you so much for this. This patronizing "if you think men and women should be equal, you're a feminist!" shit drives me insane. Because that's just disingenuous. It erases the fact that contemporary Western feminism has generally hewed to a specific brand of identity politics, and it erases the critiques of women…

No, what I do with my philosophy degree is program computers. I make good money doing it to. You should try it.

Or maybe they actualy are big, and people are just envious of that. Kind of like how people call the French pussies, yet they have won more wars in the past 600 years than all of Europe or America. Its so unbelievable how huge the Anti-French sentiment is in other countries. That they actualy start skewing history in…

Actually, we already know exactly why some women might have tetrachromancy: At some time during our evolutionary history our ancestors were nocturnal enough that we lost one of the cones, leaving us only able to see 100^2 colors instead of 100^3 we see now.