To be fair, Dr. Data-with-crazy-hair did outright say that much of modern tech was reverse engineered from the Roswell ship. Not a stretch to say the reason the virus worked on their operating system is because Mac already runs on their operating system.

A better story for them to tell would be these new aliens are the reason the other aliens were forced to be constantly on the move.

And here’s exclusive artwork from Issue #1

Back in the day we pretended to slaughters godless savages in the name of manifest destiny, like God intended.

Driving the 15 has just become such a pain in the ass over the past few years that I’d be really happy to sit on a train to Vegas nowadays. Even when traffic doesn’t make the drive unbearably long, the whole uphill 2-lane stretch with trucks going 61mph trying to pass other trucks going 60mph and 100 other cars…

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

I rationalized it in my head that he was just tired of compromising every time a higher up said “make something scarier” and kind of snapped. “Oh, you want something scary? This is the worst possible think I could make. See you later, assholes.”

Eh, nitpicking.

Yeah, I’m getting a “this is really good cosplay but not quite cinematic quality” vibe from this.

Guys I think Rick and Morty proved that Pluto isn’t a planet.

not allowed to ask that question! Might bring up the ratings and ad revenue and backing from companies into questions.

Make a new flag that says “I love the South!”. Put a palm tree / gator/ sweet tea on it. Problem solved.

It’s so weird because Jurassic World pretty much tells everyone in the audience that they’re wrong for wanting a shiny new Jurassic Park movie. Like, you can take the plot of the entire movie and see it as a sloppy, unsubtle allegory against big, terrible, and unnecessary franchises. Itself included.

I thought the movie was just the rights amount of campy, dinosaurs, action, and funny.

I was watching Episode 3 of Daredevil last night, and got to wondering (a) who the fight choreographer is and (b) what other movies/shows he’s working on. Turns out his name is Philip J. Silvera, and he’s currently working as fight choreographer for a little film called Deadpool (and did the same for the sample…