I miss Rock and Jock Softball and Basketball

Thank you for the Magic 8 ball reference #awayboys

Or give each manager 5 to send in during key points in the game.

Wait until he reveals his plan for CloverLeaf Industries

I would pay several dollars to look into Adam Gase’s medicine cabinet. Dude can’t be on just mega-caffeine.

Before any deeper debates about defensive metrics, it’s more directly a problem for pitchers.

Trying to fuck a soccer, you mean

And Canada is the bear that ate that monkey.

Listen, Hagler-Hearns didn’t last 3 rounds, but nobody asked for their money back.

Appropriately enough for your analogy, the monkey would almost certainly not feel any shame, only the spectators who truly understand the futility do.

LMFAO. That’s some hilarious imagery. 

“Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.”

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

But Berhalter’s got a system for fucking that football!

Confusing but erotic?

In college, it was 30 minute drive to the nearest liquor store (dry county), so we would pay the liquor store employees to bring us beer on their drive home. 

I’ve been kicking around the idea of trying to get a part time job at a similar store this winter.

I worked at a similar liquor store for a year. Open at 10:00am every day, closed on Sundays (Indiana lol), and we got to buy booze at cost. Best job I ever had.

Kansas looks like they’re getting better under Miles and Vandy, like Kentucky, has a decent team every 4 years or so.