Whenever someone brings up The Frying Dutchman I post this clip. I was actually watching this telecast & about pissed myself when he said what he said. The fun begins at the 40 second mark. Enjoy. 😁

“A grilled cheese and meh sandwich?” How dare you minimize the pain that Bay Area fans are feeling at the loss of Sam Dyson and more specifically his handsome cross-eyed, bow-tied, Instagram-savvy cat Snuckles?

People used to ask me why I didn’t have a costume on. Dude, I’m an oncologist. Do you want to have a discussion about your end of life care with someone in a costume?

No, no, no.  A MOTHERFUCKING cock sucker.

There’s a reason your average sportswriter becomes a bitter, cynical asshole, and not in the fun, Ratto-esque way

#swolenole

it depends on if they play every other day. if you play every other day you’d play on sunday, tuesday, thursday, and saturday. repeat that the next week and you’d have played 8 games in two weeks.

Not sure that would actually accomplish anything:  

Does Florida use the metric system?

+8 days

As a Panthers fan, all the Gettleman takes filled me with incredible schadenfreude. I know their pain, but now I can laugh about it!

Tampa: When you’re team’s so perennially shitty, you can’t be bothered to muster up enough outrage to type out an email.

Barely any comments, either!

Hey! A lot of (delusional) football fans live in Florida and they do send emails. It’s just that there are 3 NFL teams and they all suck. Plus our politicians suck, utilities suck, weather sucks, drivers suck, people suck, tourists suck... you get the point. So... that’s a lot of suckage for people in one state to…

You know who lives is Florida? Old retirees and drug riddled bafoons.

Upfist for not doing work. We have reached the point of the week where I am personally offended by each phone call.

After reading these for the last 6-7 seasons, I’m convinced that it’s the same five guys, then a few people who just want to get a letter in WYTS motherfucking everything.

Lol, same

Vladimir:

Hang on, 2.2 million per week across 258 stations? How the hell do they monetize that? That’s 8500 listeners per station per week. That’s nothing.