All behind an OL that ranked 21st in Pass Blocking DVOA.

Dammit. “Female person time” was just sitting there, not even making me a sandwich.

You’re right. They should have moved him to WR.

I think if you run it through the Olde Fogey Dictionary it basically translates to “I am so old and tired that I don’t have the mental acuity or interest in trying to understand anyone who doesn’t speak with the same distinct, hyper-specific accent that I do. Also, get these foreigners off my lawn.”

“But for the safety of everyone involved, please do not make the life threatening mistake of watching baseball w/ a woman who is having her monthly lady time. It will only attract bears. Or 30-50 feral hogs.”

Smith had a pretty great year in Baltimore in 2014, but that was about it.

Cam w/ 2005-2008 Steve Smith would have been AMAZING. 

OUT INDEFINITELY:

You think there’s QBs with his physical talents coming into the league left and right every year? Talent does not correlate to results, never has, never will. He came into the NFL as big as a DE and running faster than most RBs. And an absolute cannon for an arm. Here’s the first line from his NFL Combine scouting…

Man, being excited about Kelvin Benjamin coming back from injury and being the key for a Super Bowl victory seems existentially bleak.

Steve Smith has been the best wide receiver he’s ever played with, and it’s not even close. Greg Olsen has been his leading receiver since then. That organization had a generational talent at QB and failed abysmally to put even an adequate supporting cast around him.  

I very much hope that the idea that there is this whole nebulous swath of undecided voters out there in the land is killed off and buried by the Democratic Party before I am. But I am not optimistic. 

Just tell him you have a barely used prowler looking for a good home. That’ll get his attention.

We’re getting there......

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

It reeked of fake tough guy “respect my authority” bullshit that was perfectly on brand for an ego maniac like Mayock. 

Yes, it was.

Pats play the Steelers tomorrow night.

#LadyBois?

Sure beats working.

Otherwise known as the comments I yell at, “are you fucking new here?!?”, and it turns out, they are!