It's amazing how much of an absolute cluster of fuck that war was for the United States.

Maybe, but I doubt they'd have held it for very long. The southern and western states were the biggest supporters of the war, it's entirely possible word would get out and you'd have every able bodied man from Tennessee to Ohio marching on New Orleans to rid the country of those treacherous red coats.

If I was that guy I’d make everyone around me call me “Mr. President” until the day I died. Likely at their hands.

I’ve always wanted him replaced with great American hero William Tecumseh Sherman.

Would you like to hear more about my US Presidents fantasy team?

Just another example of how we all contain multitudes.

I know that neither side knew it at the time, but the Battle of New Orleans was essentially meaningless to the War as the treaty to end it had been signed 2 weeks before it happened. 

That reason alone should disqualify him from being on the $20 bill.

Oh, now genocide is bad?!? Loogit the SJW we got on our hands fella!

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

The first time I got gas at an out of town Costco I was shocked by the lines. But our metro area is probably on the low side of per capita residents per Costco. I think we’re maybe pushing 200k people total in the metro area.

MIA, NYG, probably AZ, CAR (dependent on Cam's health) OAK, all have a far greater chance of sucking into the top pick than the Colts do. Indy's roster actually has some talent, and Brissett is a perfectly cromulent QB who can easily get them 6-8 wins. This isn't like when Manning was out the whole season.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

“All the bourbon” is about the only recommendation you need in the present moment.

Could you use AB’s method and steam in an Instant Pot?

That’s just good advice for life.

Ax throwing? That seems like it could be fun, and maybe a little therapeutic?

Can you spend all next week fellating a football team and doing nothing else? Sounds like that’s what the cool kid web sites are doing.  

Where I live, in the summer twilight lasts until at least 10 pm, so it’s been very jarring to look outside now and have it be dark before 9 pm.

I’m sure Barry has some lovely pumpkin spiced juul he’d be willing to share with you.