I think there are going to be 3 types of non-InBev mergers in the future of craft beer: you’ll have similar Sam/DFH mergers, where a larger regional brewery reaches a point where they can’t expand their production/distribution w/o a large capital infusion so they get bought out by Sam to piggyback on their national…

“Libruls are the real raycessts!”

“I don’t know who voted for him other than Denver and Fort Collins and Boulder”

I shudder for the person who has to break it to poor Holle that those fine cities make up the bulk of the tax base and are the economic drivers of the state.

*Ahem*

You know who's sad that Bauer was traded? Max Kepler.

Come on Trent, just eat ass better and those divorce threats will vanish instantly!!

Circle me Bert!

With that beard he’ll fit in nicely in Minnesota.

And maybe it’s just the beard, but he kind of looks like a young Bert Blyleven, which shouldn’t hurt his appeal to Twins fans:

Every time I saw Mo Wagner in the 2018 NCAA Tourney I couldn’t help but shout his name in a similar fashion to the way Matt Damon’s name was shouted in Team America. So he’s the obvious choice for public editor.

Come on, you know a Dr. Nick Riviera costume would totally kill.

You’re right, that was quite a hooplehead moment for me.

He also has to call Joe Biden a cocksucker at least 3 times to really liven things up. 

Co-signed.

And now I’m disappointed they didn’t ask him to fill in (or at least provide a few ZMF-esque comments) for either Oakland’s or Santa Clara’s WYTS entries.

That's just science, it's irrefutable.

That's what I was referencing, still one of my favorite dumb internet things.

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

Has anyone asked them how many days there are in a week?

The most important part of any organization Dave Gettleman works for is simply Dave Gettleman. You can’t dispute that; it’s science. 

And not even fun shitty, just boring, unmemorable shittyness. 

Pfft, have you never read Dead Letters? That's nothing but angry old retirees and drug addled buffoons.