Recreating the environment isn’t the point of concern at all. They want the first exposure of their years long project to be impactful and to be seen/presented in a way that shows their work with clarity, not some shitty cell phone clip that not only tarnishes the moment but, depending on what it shows, can spoil…

To be fair, we are talking about the long-awaited sequel to the game that has consistently been in the top 5 most popular, highest grossing, best selling games every year for an entire fucking decade since it’s release.

You know, there just aren’t as many unrelated hyperlinks as I would like to see in this article. Think you guys could punch it up a little bit?

Has he tried not being a cunt?

Bruv, do you know who leads in the polls? It’s the guy who’s been indicted four times. 

It’s so odd to me that the Party that favors leaving things to the States needs the government to ban things. So odd.

If you still believe in the mythological “2023 moderate Republican” then I’d maybe be careful throwing around words like “clownishly.” 

Dave Baustista would be good as Ganondorf. He’s got the physical presence, can act with depth and nuance, and would be a fun actor to include

You’re actually citing Devo as someone who shouldn’t be on the list? For one of the greatest-ever cover versions? I can have no respect for any further opinion you may shit out. Fuck Cocker, man.

Can I get a little love for Soft Cell’s version of “Tainted Love”?

Joe Cocker is an almost ludicrious omission considering some of the crap that made the list. Devo? Amy Winehouse? FFS.

Maybe Zaslav’s ongoing enshittification of what used to be HBO Max will shunt it over to the space formerly occupied by Discovery+ and HBO shows and other content that actually has some vague sort of merit will end up licensed to run elsewhere.

Cool. Late-stage capitalism - Let’s throw money at people because they had a hit 10 years ago (in a completely different situation) and hope that lightning strikes again, because actually doing the development work ourselves, which is supposed to be our core competency, is just impossible.

Knowing Trump, that’s a feature, not a bug.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Good luck finding a room big enough to hold both their egos.

Man, if Chase wasn’t such an asshole, Only Murders in the Building could have been a ¡Three Amigos! reunion.

Any other troopers who were present and failed to stop Davis from assaulting and kidnapping his ex should be brought up on charges as well. 

What the fuck? “Don’t talk about how much you love your wife in case your ex hears” is certainly a take, I guess, especially from a man who has never married. Strong incel energy to be honest.

“Don’t be a beta.”