“Dear government of Malaysia: If you really wanted $2.7 million from me, you shouldn’t have let me leave the country”. 

I would go a step further and say they seem to do their absolute best when they take away the option to vote altogether. That’s when we really see their success rate skyrocket.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.

Do you like my painting? I used 9.7 oz of oil paint, which is how much Van Gogh used on average in all of his paintings! It’s also on a 30 by 21 inch canvas, which is one of the most famous canvas sizes!

Anyone else notice the boat’s name is the Harriott II?

Why is it only a race/gender/class war when they fight back.?

“He was getting aggressive.”

Oh, you mean like that thing that happened in Tulsa a hundred years ago?

Isn’t it funny how “race wars” and “race riots” are almost always started by white people? And I’m a white guy so I get to hear the shit you people say behind their backs.

let’s get these out of the way:
“Try that in a small town”
“They should have just complied”

What else?  

Reads the grays.

hello, I’m old too, and let me help you out. No this would be on par with a dude who comes in your home, brings in a giant, he punches you in the face, and then steals your stuff.

I was shoveling driveways @5, lots of my neighbours were mowing by 9. Neighbour kid labour was cheap and reliable.

Nothing wrong with blasting away some bots to unwind rather than having to deal with Timmy McTeabag who snipes you with a shotgun from a mile away.

“Be ready to kick and pick up a chair and hit somebody with it.”

Just commenting because I saw “Show all 1 comments” and I just couldn’t move on without doing my part.

We’re very sorry. Some of us tried to stop it. He’s a tumorous boil.

That’s Cincinnati; the state fair is in Columbus.

Should we really be taking advice on anything from people who sent JD Vance to the senate?

“egg yolks, cream cheese, heavy cream, vanilla, cocoa powder, powdered sugar, and a pinch of salt”