Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’
So, I am a regular smoker and used to be a pretty big stoner. I won’t lie, I used to buy into the myth that being stoned doesn’t impair your driving. I often used to smoke a little before a long drive, just to make things more interesting. But you know what? I was wrong, and I was only lucky to have never had any…
It hasn’t stopped alcohol sales since the end of prohibition, not sure why this should be any different*
Impeaching and convicting him (or New York convicting him of a felony) would actually be pretty great because either would make him ineligible to be President ever again. For instance, in 2024.
Meanwhile on the side of the road after Christmas
I remember being told by an engineer that for many vehicles designed for the Indian market, especially work and utility vehicles, you should always assume that the way the car or truck will be serviced will involve little more than a pit in the dirt and a hammer.
i gained 20 lbs this year, im mentally exhausted from the constant nonsense from our government on top of dealing with micromanaging and someone who cannot do anything wrong but makes many mistakes without them getting derided for them like i am, i constantly worry that today’s the day i bring covid home, i rarely…
Most intuitive ... unless you’re deaf.
The Q-crowd should be pushed off that cliff..
I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q crowd back from the edge of the cliff, and I’m all ears for ideas on how to do that.
“I’m not really one to promote conspiracy theories but look up hammer and scorecard.”
This is our reality now. Real-time gaslighting and the propagation of conspiracy theories in the name of keeping people informed and up-to-date on important issues. I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q…
<Drinks copiously in agreement. Was drinking copiously before but now it is super extra copiously.>
I have this incredible adoration for Michael J. Fox. When I was in my teens and early 20's, I fell in love with his performance in you-know-which-movies, so much that I actually used to love his barely-passable comedies like Secret of My Success and For Love or Money (hell, I still love The Frighteners, but it’s…
People just have different tastes. I was the polar opposite of Luke; I had exactly one PS4 game, and I got the console itself with trade in credit at Second and Charles, specifically to use it to knock down the price of the next Xbox console. Never even had PS Plus. All my friends were on Xbox, and I prefer to game…
Odd that the author says multi-player games were better on the competitor but it was generally known that Xbox live was better for multi-player and multiplatform
Chicken Boo remains amazing because — when talking about censors and the inanity therein — the fact that the punchline to every CB skit is (because male chicken == rooster == well, you know) is:
Chicken Boo is a blank canvas upon which the other characters project their hidden fears and deepest desires, successively idolizing and absorbing him. For the viewers his vacant stare and plaintive squawks echo our existence wherein we try to present a blank, assured facade while living in fear of it being revealed th…
Chicken Boo is great absurdist humor.
I’m putting Chicken Boo up there as a strong dark-horse third place. It’s just too sublimely stupid, and also blessedly short as you mentioned.
