I like the idea of being a supertaster. Please don’t explain any further.

You think that’s a screed? You must not remember 1998 as well as I do. Whole pages full of solid text, heavy on capitals on exclamation points, paragraph-free and posted somewhere on GeoCities. In lime green, surrounded by skull-themed GIFs! They went on forever. They shattered your belief that rational thought could…

It’s delightfully filthy! And burlesque-themed stuff is fun and cheesy. I also find it interesting that “c*ck” applied to both male and female genitalia at this point in time.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

The only way out of this mess is through it. Steer into it. Make an entire series of beers labeled with various cultures’ words for pubes. Sell each sixer with a merkin beer koozie. 

At this point, TenNapel provides his own smear campaigns and if you think this context was a novel smear, chances are you’re terrible too.

“Don’t call beer pubic hair unless you make it with pubic hair.”

“I gotchu fam.” - This insufferable generation

Right? How dare Kotaku use his own words and viewpoints against him?

You posted for the first time in eight years for THAT?  

Ah yes, the most dastardly of smear campaigns: quoting the offender verbatim, and in context!

I will never understand the people who wring their hands and gnash their teeth in support of those who would strip others, through words or otherwise, of their humanity. 

I mean, his bigotry is already public knowledge. He posts it all over Twitter. What do you think is the best and let’s say “most neutral” way to bring up the fact someone is a raging bigot?

might as well burn all art and media before the 1980s then

I’m sorry, but we “canceled” fucking Nazis back in 1945. My grandfather didn’t die killing those fucks so people like this asshole and you can have a “difference of opinion”. He should be punched in the face at every opportunity. As for your “both sides” comment. Your Gamergate is showing. Fuck off.

Look, if you’re someone with an impervious firewall between a creator and their creations

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.