Hear hear. The only thing to say is “I forgot myself, and I’m sorry for being an asshole” and then stfu. As an aside, when getting beaten in Madden ‘92 (ahem) in college one of my roommates had this tiny sleigh bell on his keys that he would shake and say “ring the bell, school’s in session!” which was both hilarious…

What a massive shitshow of a lineup! A “Press Your Luck” reboot? In prime time?? Can’t even begin to imagine what mouthbreathing audience they’re going to get for that. I’m going to use that time to catch up on movies I missed, video games and books. TV can definitely wait. Good lord.

You’ll be happy to know that he responded with some bullshit and I noped out of the convo. Some people are just exhausting.

I found it funny that they felt the need to digitally blur the nipples. I mean... she’s singing into someone’s bare ass for almost the whole video and we’re worried about some nipples?? I’m still laughing.

I definitely do not see this stopping me from sneaking in my own candy. Hell, I reuse the Icee cups that they give me on repeat visits, because if it doesn’t say “same visit only” it’s okay, and they never say “same visit only”. They probably never say that because keeping and bringing back the same cup to five…

I see that now lol. I’ve said my piece- twice- and I’m sure he’ll have some snarky rejoinder and I won’t reply. But in the silver lining department, at least thinking about this kept me awake for the last half hour or so. 

Can’t say I know the man personally, but reports I read indicated Besson met the child he impregnated when she was 12 and he was 29 and they started dating “romantically” when she was 15 (and he was 32!) As a 32 year old person, you are committing a felony in my state if you have sex with a child whether they be 12 or…

Can’t say I expected anything less from Nintendo then to put the time, money, effort and energy into their #1A property (sorry Link, Mario always wins) to make it look and perform the way it should. Would have been shocked as hell if it weren’t anything other than gorgeous to look at and a pleasure to play.

I’m unsure why both things can’t be true: 1) I found it slightly disturbing at the time time, but 2) I thought it was an awesome movie. Still think it’s an awesome movie, but the relationship between the characters is just not okay. The reason it’s still a great movie is because while the relationship is not okay, it…

The live version of “Just Like Heaven” on Show pretty much blows the studio version out of the water and deserves high placement on this list. 

“Last year, Sinema lost the support she’d long had from EMILYs List, an organization that supports, trains, and fundraises for pro-abortion Democratic women candidates.” (emphasis added)

Just one time I want to read one of these profiles and hear about what a shitty mom someone is. “She never even looked at the baby, gave him formula and let him listen to Raffi on repeat. Clearly, as a mom, she’s phoning it in.” I’m just living for this moment.

Does there really need to be that much sauce?? I am reminded of our Saturday Morning kids PSA admonition not to “drown your food”. I’m cool with a scant tablespoon. 

I mean... “technically excellent” is still excellent, right? I’d take the compliment and run.

I suppose at the end of the day I don’t particularly care much about billion dollar companies throwing their own feces at one another, but I got a huge laugh out of the bad lawyering on the part of HBO with regard to their failure to define super important terms in a contract- lawyers who were no doubt from some white…

How the Apple Car was not #1 we’ll never know.

Thinking the same thing. If there was ever anyone who oozed empathy and understanding and making kids not feel like freaks, it is Judy Blume. Of course she stands with the trans community. To think she’d tolerate oppression or discrimination of any kind runs contra to literally everything that she’s written in her…

This actually looks clever and fun. How about that. Not what I expected at all.

I get that, but there’s a difference between “I’m really excited about this quirky fun cool little film” and “man I think that we can win an Oscar”. Maybe she did feel that way? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Who knows. But I’d still be surprised. 

Oh I’m sure I could do it from a complexity standpoint, as I’m not a moron in that regard. However, getting shocked by 240 or fucking it up has the potential for far more dire consequences than the jingle I feel at 120. It’s a risk tolerance thing.