I dunno... there’s value in supporting kids who are industrious enough to walk door to door selling shit? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was that kid a billion years ago, selling “World’s Finest Chocolate” for the Cub Scouts, and it suuuucked. My spoiled brat children depending upon me to bring their Girl Scout cookie sign ups to work…

Yeeeeeah I don’t think so. Given a choice between filthy slush/salty undercarriage and hitting vast swaths of ice on the interstate at 65 MPH+, gimme the salt please. Every time. 

What, no Captain Carrot or his Amazing Zoo Crew? Sheesh

God bless them both. As a 51 year old man, the thought of actually spending time with someone in their early to mid 20's fills me with existential dread. Not because there is anything at all with women in their early to mid 20's, but because the ENTIRE time I’d be thinking about how close this person is to the age of…

This is where Sheetz needs a VP of Common Sense. Totally cool to fire the meth addict who can’t get his shit right- but the optics behind this are just... BAD. The problem with being a business like Sheetz is that it is so, so easy to, you know, just not go there and go across the street to BP (who also sucks). But…

As a former prosecutor who has prosecuted more “the gun just went off” cases than you could shake a stick at, I will tell you that that defense... doesn’t really work in most cases. We hire experts that testify as to how many pounds of pressure are necessary for a trigger pull, and in most cases have at least a couple…

I always keep about $300 stashed between my iPad case and the iPad itself. I often forget that it is there, for months if not a year plus. But invariably SOMETHING comes up while I’m traveling where cash is preferred or required and it comes in amazingly handy. Strangely enough, I don’t keep cash in my car even though…

Yikes on bikes! Thanks to Google I now know that “milage” is a variant spelling of mileage... but literally nobody uses it. So it looks wrong. Even though it is in the Scrabble dictionary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s like an american army officer pronouncing “lieutenant” as “leftenant”. We don’t do that in this establishment. …

Counterpoint: when you’re etching a name into super expensive italian marble, I don’t know, maybe you want to double check it? 

Maaaaan, I loved Barbarella when I was a kid. It’s space! It’s boobs! What’s not to love?? Can’t say as a 50 year old I am similarly stoked, as space boobs are a dime a dozen these days. Still, I’d stream this while indulging on a Saturday evening. 

Man that looks like it’s gonna take more than a copy paste edit to fix. Somewhere, someone might be very fired. On another note, this article is ironic given the spelling and grammatical errors endemic to stories and posts from this family of sites. Not a complaint, just an observation. There’s a reason I’ve been…

You know, taking one extremely limited experience amongst a people in one place with a tiny sample size and extrapolating it to an entire population is a time-honored tradition. It’s also the reason I’ll never go back to Nebraska- a gas station attendant wouldn’t accept my credit card when my snack purchase was below…

There is no way on god’s green earth that this was intended as a reply to what I wrote. Now the fun begins- let’s see if I can find the actual post you were replying to! 

Holy shit I read the first line and thought that they named the child “People”. I need a nap.

Are you saying that maybe- just maybe- the outrage wasn’t real??

Yeah... reading that sentence was like hearing nails on a chalkboard. But editors cost money. And, judging from the number of click-baity slideshows here these days it sure seems like they could use some money. These writers work hard and probably don’t make a ton of cash, so I can’t say I hold them to the standard I…

The name would be a selling point for me, not because I have any special love for it but for the idea that I won’t have to share space with the very specific brand of fool that will be discouraged from dining there. A restaurant that Tucker Carlson wouldn’t be caught dead in immediately has my interest. 

That’s just amazing. I’m not mad at him at all.

I default to just looking at the list itself rather than the rationale for each thing positioned in it. I love the real articles on this family of site, but this kind of stuff (though providing fodder for strong opinions) feel one step up from “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW!!!” ad driven nonsense.

How Yzma and Kronk from the Emperor’s New Groove are not on this list I will never know. In spite of the fact that I sorta loathe David Spade that movie was legit funny, and Eartha Kitt just hit the shit out of the park as the villain. For shame!