Yeeeeeah I don’t think so. Given a choice between filthy slush/salty undercarriage and hitting vast swaths of ice on the interstate at 65 MPH+, gimme the salt please. Every time. 

What, no Captain Carrot or his Amazing Zoo Crew? Sheesh

Thank you for not making this another slide show. The day you start making spoilers slideshows is the day I stop reading them.

I was coming to say the same thing!! I *love* Keanu; he just seems like such a cool dude and his movies are fun- but John Constantine he was not. However, when I think about his character in John Wick and how he’s aged, I think that X number of years after the original he may have actually grown into the role.…

God bless them both. As a 51 year old man, the thought of actually spending time with someone in their early to mid 20's fills me with existential dread. Not because there is anything at all with women in their early to mid 20's, but because the ENTIRE time I’d be thinking about how close this person is to the age of…

This is where Sheetz needs a VP of Common Sense. Totally cool to fire the meth addict who can’t get his shit right- but the optics behind this are just... BAD. The problem with being a business like Sheetz is that it is so, so easy to, you know, just not go there and go across the street to BP (who also sucks). But…

As a former prosecutor who has prosecuted more “the gun just went off” cases than you could shake a stick at, I will tell you that that defense... doesn’t really work in most cases. We hire experts that testify as to how many pounds of pressure are necessary for a trigger pull, and in most cases have at least a couple…

I always keep about $300 stashed between my iPad case and the iPad itself. I often forget that it is there, for months if not a year plus. But invariably SOMETHING comes up while I’m traveling where cash is preferred or required and it comes in amazingly handy. Strangely enough, I don’t keep cash in my car even though…

Yikes on bikes! Thanks to Google I now know that “milage” is a variant spelling of mileage... but literally nobody uses it. So it looks wrong. Even though it is in the Scrabble dictionary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s like an american army officer pronouncing “lieutenant” as “leftenant”. We don’t do that in this establishment. …

Counterpoint: when you’re etching a name into super expensive italian marble, I don’t know, maybe you want to double check it? 

Maaaaan, I loved Barbarella when I was a kid. It’s space! It’s boobs! What’s not to love?? Can’t say as a 50 year old I am similarly stoked, as space boobs are a dime a dozen these days. Still, I’d stream this while indulging on a Saturday evening. 

Man that looks like it’s gonna take more than a copy paste edit to fix. Somewhere, someone might be very fired. On another note, this article is ironic given the spelling and grammatical errors endemic to stories and posts from this family of sites. Not a complaint, just an observation. There’s a reason I’ve been…

You know, taking one extremely limited experience amongst a people in one place with a tiny sample size and extrapolating it to an entire population is a time-honored tradition. It’s also the reason I’ll never go back to Nebraska- a gas station attendant wouldn’t accept my credit card when my snack purchase was below…

There is no way on god’s green earth that this was intended as a reply to what I wrote. Now the fun begins- let’s see if I can find the actual post you were replying to! 

Holy shit I read the first line and thought that they named the child “People”. I need a nap.

Are you saying that maybe- just maybe- the outrage wasn’t real??

Yeah... reading that sentence was like hearing nails on a chalkboard. But editors cost money. And, judging from the number of click-baity slideshows here these days it sure seems like they could use some money. These writers work hard and probably don’t make a ton of cash, so I can’t say I hold them to the standard I…

Can’t say it even approaches the look of a Gamecube game (or even the OG Yoshi’s Island) but I can say that it shows an amazing amount of love, dedication and skill that is really admirable. Super cool!

Vandalism typically requires that something be actually damaged, defaced or spoiled in some way- this might fit our criminal mischief statute, but unless that double sticky tape left some sort of obvious residue it totally doesn’t seem like vandalism. It is, however, fun as hell and made for a super cool story. So…

The name would be a selling point for me, not because I have any special love for it but for the idea that I won’t have to share space with the very specific brand of fool that will be discouraged from dining there. A restaurant that Tucker Carlson wouldn’t be caught dead in immediately has my interest.