It’s not like we’re even allowed to say in that context “yeah, he totally did it and at least he won’t have to go to prison”. However, in this case counsel would have been better off saying something like “it’s a horrible situation for everyone involved” or, maybe, saying nothing at all.

“All of the pickles in a pile” was inspired. Also works if you include, like, eight of them.

Smurf: Rescue In Gargamel’s Castle on ColecoVision is such an epic callback that I sincerely hope that it is true. That game was tight. I was the only person on my street or in my friend group with a ColecoVision, as my parents were too cheap to by the 2600 and not cool enough to grab me Intellivision. Still and all,…

It’s so annoying when seemingly likeable people who you want to like turn out to be 80% douchebag. Joss Whedon is a shining example. Only guy worse is probably Cosby, from a I-admired-him-and-it-bitterly-disappointed-me-when-he-turned-out-to-be-a-serial-rapist standpoint. Serial rapist = 100% douchebag. 

That’s a forever “touche”. And we earned it.

I’m just really interested in what their vision for HBO Max (or whatever the hell they choose to call it) is, exactly who they think is up for it and what that market looks like. They’ve killed a very substantial part of the reasons why I even watch the channel, and have left it so it will be far more financially wise…

I don’t know why, but Madonna makes me sad. I think it’s because she’s a symbol of what’s wrong with our society in terms of allowing women to age and the pressure that they feel to... not. She doesn’t necessarily looks bad, but she looks like young Madonna’s old gritty aunt that has Seen A Lot of Things. Hope the…

Meh. I don’t boycott stuff as much as I have no interest in seeing particular people because they suck. Used to love Eric Clapton, but then discovered he was a douchebag. Still like his music, but will feel much better about listening to it after he is dead. Bill Cosby- you’d be surprised (or not) at how watching a…

There is absolutely no way we’re ever getting Beyond Good and Evil 2, right? At this point I feel like Linus waiting in the most sincere pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Oh Ubisoft.

I can’t say that I’d heard of her, but now that I have I can definitely say that she won’t be missed.

If there are no Dinobots in this movie, I am one million percent uninterested. Pass. But if Grimlock is in it, please take my money.

It’s incredible, isn’t it? I remember when YouTube became a thing and I could find full old games with my idol and screaming “what the fuck was that?!” every time someone would try and sweep the knee a la Cobra Kai- and it happened all. of. the. time. And my man would just get back up, dust himself off, and put the…

Have you SEEN tape of Pele’s games from the 50's and 60's??? “Hacked” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’ve seen a substantial part of Messi’s career and yes, he gets tripped and pushed, but for decades people were actively trying to injure Pele with brutal tackles that didn’t even genuflect at going after the ball-…

Whenever I get into the debate about who is better between Messi/Maradona and Pele, the first thing I tell people to do is go back and look at the tape. When you do that, Messi is out- not because he isn’t brilliant, but because when Pele was playing there were at least 5-6 fouls on him per game that would be red…

In my head I’m writing the lyrics for “Un-Rape My ____” and it’s horrible and I am laughing and should really not be allowed in polite society. Thanks for that.

But he did have to drug them all- because that was his kink. His kink was wielding power and getting off that there is nothing that anyone could do to stop him or diminish his reputation. I bet that women who threw themselves at him generally repulsed him, because you know they were voluminous. It’s the ones that were…

Hear hear. Lusted after Teslas for years until Elon ruined the fantasy by being an asshole. I’d totally accept one as a gift, but my eyes are on whatever Genesis is coming out with in 2026, as I’m hoping by that time my range issues will be addressed. What I will not be buying is a Tesla unless they’re under new…

Can’t say I’m familiar with all of the vagaries surrounding car demand, but for me personally the shine left the brand when Elon started Elonning all those many months and has continued. Tesla has always been an aspirational brand for me- the tech is super cool, the cars look awesome and have really neat features, and…

Holy shit. That kid can fucking SING. Wow. Can’t deny excellence.

She said something profoundly dumb, she said she was sorry and wrong, she still says she’s sorry and wrong.... gotta admit I’m willing to let this one go.