Smurf: Rescue In Gargamel’s Castle on ColecoVision is such an epic callback that I sincerely hope that it is true. That game was tight. I was the only person on my street or in my friend group with a ColecoVision, as my parents were too cheap to by the 2600 and not cool enough to grab me Intellivision. Still and all,…

It’s so annoying when seemingly likeable people who you want to like turn out to be 80% douchebag. Joss Whedon is a shining example. Only guy worse is probably Cosby, from a I-admired-him-and-it-bitterly-disappointed-me-when-he-turned-out-to-be-a-serial-rapist standpoint. Serial rapist = 100% douchebag. 

I’m down with that too! Sign me up.

Yeah, giant no thank you. I’d rather be the only thing let of me is the shadow my figure cast as I turned toward to flash.

That’s a forever “touche”. And we earned it.

I’m just really interested in what their vision for HBO Max (or whatever the hell they choose to call it) is, exactly who they think is up for it and what that market looks like. They’ve killed a very substantial part of the reasons why I even watch the channel, and have left it so it will be far more financially wise…

I don’t know why, but Madonna makes me sad. I think it’s because she’s a symbol of what’s wrong with our society in terms of allowing women to age and the pressure that they feel to... not. She doesn’t necessarily looks bad, but she looks like young Madonna’s old gritty aunt that has Seen A Lot of Things. Hope the…

“[P]rovided that you can get to them fast enough once a nuke goes off”. Which- you won’t. Therefor, my ideal situation is the following scenario: “What was that flash?” “What was th-” and then forever darkness, having been vaporized instantly into cinders. This country is insane enough as it is, tolerating it…

Meh. I don’t boycott stuff as much as I have no interest in seeing particular people because they suck. Used to love Eric Clapton, but then discovered he was a douchebag. Still like his music, but will feel much better about listening to it after he is dead. Bill Cosby- you’d be surprised (or not) at how watching a…

That I understand. Pizza.com would be a lit domain name if you had a pizza company, as it’s easy to remember and would encourage traffic to your site. I would pay $3M for Pizza.com, provided I was that interested in pizza and had three million dollars, conditions precedent that will never be met. But what’s the value…

There is absolutely no way we’re ever getting Beyond Good and Evil 2, right? At this point I feel like Linus waiting in the most sincere pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Oh Ubisoft.

I guess I have a limited imagination, but I cannot see any way Musk is ever going to recoup his investment, especially as his behaviour seems to be in no way designed to expand his userbase but to keep people away from it and to encourage them to try other platforms. The day I pay to have a specific username when I…

I can’t say that I’d heard of her, but now that I have I can definitely say that she won’t be missed.

If there are no Dinobots in this movie, I am one million percent uninterested. Pass. But if Grimlock is in it, please take my money.

It’s incredible, isn’t it? I remember when YouTube became a thing and I could find full old games with my idol and screaming “what the fuck was that?!” every time someone would try and sweep the knee a la Cobra Kai- and it happened all. of. the. time. And my man would just get back up, dust himself off, and put the…

Have you SEEN tape of Pele’s games from the 50's and 60's??? “Hacked” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’ve seen a substantial part of Messi’s career and yes, he gets tripped and pushed, but for decades people were actively trying to injure Pele with brutal tackles that didn’t even genuflect at going after the ball-…

Whenever I get into the debate about who is better between Messi/Maradona and Pele, the first thing I tell people to do is go back and look at the tape. When you do that, Messi is out- not because he isn’t brilliant, but because when Pele was playing there were at least 5-6 fouls on him per game that would be red…

In my head I’m writing the lyrics for “Un-Rape My ____” and it’s horrible and I am laughing and should really not be allowed in polite society. Thanks for that.

But he did have to drug them all- because that was his kink. His kink was wielding power and getting off that there is nothing that anyone could do to stop him or diminish his reputation. I bet that women who threw themselves at him generally repulsed him, because you know they were voluminous. It’s the ones that were…

Hear hear. Lusted after Teslas for years until Elon ruined the fantasy by being an asshole. I’d totally accept one as a gift, but my eyes are on whatever Genesis is coming out with in 2026, as I’m hoping by that time my range issues will be addressed. What I will not be buying is a Tesla unless they’re under new…