Have you SEEN tape of Pele’s games from the 50's and 60's??? “Hacked” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’ve seen a substantial part of Messi’s career and yes, he gets tripped and pushed, but for decades people were actively trying to injure Pele with brutal tackles that didn’t even genuflect at going after the ball-…

Whenever I get into the debate about who is better between Messi/Maradona and Pele, the first thing I tell people to do is go back and look at the tape. When you do that, Messi is out- not because he isn’t brilliant, but because when Pele was playing there were at least 5-6 fouls on him per game that would be red…

In my head I’m writing the lyrics for “Un-Rape My ____” and it’s horrible and I am laughing and should really not be allowed in polite society. Thanks for that.

But he did have to drug them all- because that was his kink. His kink was wielding power and getting off that there is nothing that anyone could do to stop him or diminish his reputation. I bet that women who threw themselves at him generally repulsed him, because you know they were voluminous. It’s the ones that were…

Hear hear. Lusted after Teslas for years until Elon ruined the fantasy by being an asshole. I’d totally accept one as a gift, but my eyes are on whatever Genesis is coming out with in 2026, as I’m hoping by that time my range issues will be addressed. What I will not be buying is a Tesla unless they’re under new…

Can’t say I’m familiar with all of the vagaries surrounding car demand, but for me personally the shine left the brand when Elon started Elonning all those many months and has continued. Tesla has always been an aspirational brand for me- the tech is super cool, the cars look awesome and have really neat features, and…

Holy shit. That kid can fucking SING. Wow. Can’t deny excellence.

She said something profoundly dumb, she said she was sorry and wrong, she still says she’s sorry and wrong.... gotta admit I’m willing to let this one go.

What a sweet, kind and gentle man he was. So sorry he had to go too soon. RIP.

Hell no. They. Will. Be. Fine. They’ll just make less money. They’re also the ones who stood in the way of cross console play for AGES, and still suck at authorizing it. No sympathy is right.

That thing looks like it would just start munching on your rectum and then maybe blame a Mexican or dirty foreigner. Hells to the no.

I’m just remembering when Sony had the exclusive deal with Square and my Nintendo ass was left out in the cold on Final Fantasy forever. Can’t say I take sides in fights between billion and trillion dollar concerns but also not sad to see Sony all bitter about this- especially since I’m now a grownup who can afford…

I’m just sitting here trying to think of a reason I’d even keep whatever they end up branding HBO Max in the future. I honestly can’t think of a single one- The Nevers, Westworld, Raised By Wolves- all gone. I will miss Jon Oliver but the best parts are always available free as clips. One day I want a job that entails …

Can’t believe I never made that connection- who knows how much it cost to build a cartridge on a per cartridge basis, but I’m imagining some of those parts were hand assembled and manufacturing the chips in them (or whatever you call the metally business end of a cartrdige) could’t possibly have been cheap. Nintendo…

That’s right!! Oh, and I just remembered paying at least $70 for (what was then called) Final Fantasy II as well! I didn’t buy Chrono Trigger specifically because I couldn’t afford it between paying for beer and pizza. Can’t say I regretted spending the cash on FFII at all. If the game is good, I will pay. I suppose…

Laverne & Shirley was first thing I thought of when I saw the headline, and I was shocked when it wasn’t mentioned- I remember the collective “eeeeewwwww!!!”s from the audience when she did it and among my sisters when watching it in reruns. Then I realized I’m 52 and the writer was probably born in the 90's (and also…

If you could just post a picture of Michelle every day on your site for the rest of the year on the front page it would do so much to lower my blood pressure it would be considered a public service. 

You know what’s funny/not funny? I remember paying that much for a game back in 1992- it was for my SNES and I can’t remember if it was Hook or Super Turrican, but back then I was but a mere college student buying shit at Electronics Boutique and Babbages and it felt like an absolute shit ton of money. That was also…

Man that time between the Final Four and the start of baseball season is a desert if you don’t have a hockey team amirite

He’s the current Exhibit A of what happens when you’re so rich you don’t have to listen to anyone, in spite of the fact that your choices are stupid. The former Exhibit A’s are either dead (Michael Jackson) or in prison (R. Kelly)- people who were OBVIOUSLY making horrific choices and no one could tell them anything,…