What I really need is an entertainment lawyer to explain to me the licensing issue, and why it’s not legal for someone to have a video game tournament without approval from the manufacturer of said video game. If I wanted to mirror the seventh circle of hell and have a Monopoly tournament, would I need permission from…

I’m pretty sure that he has been quoted as saying that he hates/doesn’t like books- so I’m guessing that his knowledge of that era is limited to a documentary that was on at an Applebee’s once when he was having a sandwich in 1994 with his mom. The sound was off, but he got the gist.

On the plus side, Treasure Planet Cereal was the shit.

I am here 100% for Meat Pit Tycoon.

That’s what I wanted to see in the article. Must’ve been super duper hard to find that photo, I bet.

Ohio native and longtime resident here. Ohio... is the worst. This is yet another example of the GOP putting their thumb on the scale- every time they see a fight that is getting too fair, they have to tilt the table in the other direction. I would wholesale trade our state government for Michigan’s, assuming we can…

Oh yeah. You probably had Bionic Man, Micronauts and Fast 111's hand-me-downs, and if you’re lucky you may have gotten a ratty old original 1o inch G.I. Joe and some Adventure People. I was really lucky to have parents who weren’t poor, so every Christmas we’d get the Service Merchandise catalog- which had a 30 page…

“A more technical answer, which I don’t like, is that the concept of time only exists as long as the universe exists. So there was no before.”

Wow, I never thought I’d hear from BOTH of the people who watched M.A.S.K. on the internet! Seriously though, see my above post for my mea culpa. I liked some truly lame shit in my time so I retract my statement.

Lol my bad; never yuck someone else’s yum! Since I’m telling on myself, when I was six THIS was what I wanted (and received!) for Christmas. So... I guess I have no room to talk. 

Being born in ‘71 I remember ALL of these toys (even though I was a little long in the tooth). M.A.S.K. (also known as “Mobile Armored Strike Kommand”) was lame as hell and the only reason kids watched it was because there was literally nothing else on and Nickelodeon was probably running Danger Mouse and Tomorrow…

I was thinking the exact same thing. “Whoa, they made her get surgery? Like that chick who was in Bridget Jones and Jerry Maguire??” Nah fam, they just made her cut her hair and change her eyebrows... because acting? ¯\_ツ)_/¯ It would suck to be told that you’re too ____ or not enough ____ but also maybe acting in…

Well, I can’t say I cared much about Twitter before Trump, despised after he turned it into his own personal mouthpiece, and have dabbled a bit since he departed- but I can’t see any way I’m gonna stick around if the hate that I anticipate is allowed to flourish there. I actually think Twitter is posed to contract…

“Assistant crack whore” makes me laugh out loud- To. This. Day.

Unless I win the Powerball. You could totally trust me.

The quote was:

I can just imagine Keanu sitting there thinking “HEY!? What the fuck did I ever do to you?!?” What douchey thing to write. Least he could have said Strom Thurmond or Alex Jones. Then he would have had a point.

Sweeping all animated movies underneath the umbrella as “fodder for children” is kind of stupid when things like anime, Studio Ghibli and cartoons specifically crafted for and intended for adults exist. I guarantee you the vastly larger percentage of people who watch A Nightmare Before Christmas in the next few months…

I am 100% here for Low-Rent Batman and the rest of the Sense of Right Alliance 

The difference is that things that Trump does are specifically appealing to racists, while Kanye’s products are marketed at everyone. If my business concerned just involved a pillow manufacturer who advertised specifcally on Newsmax, Infowars and Fox News the racism/anti-semitism is a feature, not a bug- but if I’m…