The original Friday the 13th. I was ten, and it was on HBO at like 11:30. Stayed for the promise of boobs, ended up scarred for weeks. 

We are in 100% agreement on that one, my friend.

Or Trump, who regularly body shames others but we’re not allowed to comment on his, er, physique? 

Counterpoint: he’s a massive dick and I don’t really give a shit if they body shame his weird-assed chalky melted Stretch Armstrong body.

Are you serious? Applebee’s may suck, but Applebee’s bathroom > gas station bathroom 99% of the time. Gas station bathrooms are the worst bathrooms, by far- especially the ones just off the interstate. This is a hill I am willing to die on.

Mayo is one of those things (like ketchup) that you can make yourself, but at the end of the day, it’s just not light years better than the stuff you can get in a jar. Unlike chicken stock.

Give it up man. They’ll all stop making slideshows when they all get new jobs.

Man that was a lot of Hamm. 

My bowels would disagree with that statement. 

I am so, so stealing this image.

That was the perfect response.

I’ve long considered Applebee’s the place to go when there are literally no other options, e.g. you’re about to drive into the mountains and your app tells you that this is the last restaurant for 200 miles, it’s 7:30, you finished the last of that bag of 3D Dorito’s three hours ago and the pastrami sandwich you at at…

Even when they are bad, they are good. Definitely will be missed.

I have CarPlay- and it’s fabulous- but what I really want is wireless carplay. My ‘21 doesn’t have it and I’m pretty sure it’s due to a chip shortage, but it would be so awesome to be able to skip that step of plugging in to get my car to treat me like I deserve to be treated.

This was always my biggest fears with Ring and that adhesion contract- the problematic history of using my private information to further a surveillance state. I would gladly share my information with the police if they came and asked, but I am wholly uninterested in this particular application, especially as a black…

This is a must buy- at $500. 

Friend of mine just left a Nissan dealership here in Cincy after the dealer tried to pass off a seven thousand dollar markup on a Rogue. She went across the river into Florence KY and bought the damn thing at MSRP. They called it “Market Price”, like it was a fucking lobster or something.

I absolutely believe him, as these books are never coming out EVER. He’s too old and, um, portly to live long enough to finish them. 

Well if GameBasement is in, I’m in.

Sometimes there’s nothing left to do other than have another sip of diet Coke and check and see how my ebay bid is going.