My bowels would disagree with that statement. 

I am so, so stealing this image.

That was the perfect response.

I’ve long considered Applebee’s the place to go when there are literally no other options, e.g. you’re about to drive into the mountains and your app tells you that this is the last restaurant for 200 miles, it’s 7:30, you finished the last of that bag of 3D Dorito’s three hours ago and the pastrami sandwich you at at…

Even when they are bad, they are good. Definitely will be missed.

I have CarPlay- and it’s fabulous- but what I really want is wireless carplay. My ‘21 doesn’t have it and I’m pretty sure it’s due to a chip shortage, but it would be so awesome to be able to skip that step of plugging in to get my car to treat me like I deserve to be treated.

This was always my biggest fears with Ring and that adhesion contract- the problematic history of using my private information to further a surveillance state. I would gladly share my information with the police if they came and asked, but I am wholly uninterested in this particular application, especially as a black…

This is a must buy- at $500. 

Friend of mine just left a Nissan dealership here in Cincy after the dealer tried to pass off a seven thousand dollar markup on a Rogue. She went across the river into Florence KY and bought the damn thing at MSRP. They called it “Market Price”, like it was a fucking lobster or something.

I absolutely believe him, as these books are never coming out EVER. He’s too old and, um, portly to live long enough to finish them. 

Well if GameBasement is in, I’m in.

Sometimes there’s nothing left to do other than have another sip of diet Coke and check and see how my ebay bid is going.

Thank you for not making this a slide show. My god do I hate slide shows. I deliberately read this article- even though it only slightly piqued my curiosity- specifically because it was NOT a slide show. The appreciation is real. The hate is strong.

I... kinda like it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Hey it took me at least until I was out of my teens to end up in a good collage- all of those collages I was in during elementary/secondary school were second rate AT BEST. Most likely due to mediocre glue.

One of my clients has a Telsa and he says that he can put in a destination and the car will just drive him there without any input from him. Is this a thing? Even if it is, not for me yet. Not even close.

Quite frankly it scares the shit out of me. It even scares me when I’m in the high speed lane next to a concrete barrier. Just don’t trust it not to be paranoid. Probably helps that it also turns itself off if your hands aren’t on the wheel for a specified time. I’m gonna wait until a whole bunch of people die driving…

Also- totally checking the Korean versions out next time I’m at our Asian megamart.

Jeni’s makes two version of popcorn ice cream- and I love them both so, so much. They kind of remind me of the milk that’s left over after you finish a bowl of corn pops. They’re all over Ohio (as they are a Columbus concern) but not sure of their reach nationally. Pretty sure the Sun Popped has been surplanted by the…

That’s exactly how I feel. I use my Hyundai’s lane assist to quickly take my hands off the wheel but I’m so paranoid the conditions must be just right- straight highway, traffic clear ahead by 15 car lengths, momentary abdication of control. At the moment the idea of falling asleep while my lane assist controls are on…