So I have a Series X and a launch day Xbox One, both hooked up to different televisions. I’ve played Wonderlands on both, and by FAR the better experience is to be had on the X- graphically, load times, and just general ability to handle the game. It is *playable* (and quite playable) on the One, but after you get…

I’m sorry the joke missed me. Now I truly feel old.

I put an average of 400-500 miles on my car per week. The savings I get from filling up at Costco pays for my membership- and when you include the $8-$10 per pound I save on beef, I’m coming out ahead. The lines don’t bother me, as their tanks have nozzles that can be extended to the opposite side if you end up at a…

I... I don’t think that anyone with any sense has said that for many, many years. Dolly has always been chill, and ever since the first time I saw her interviewed on 60 Minutes it was clear that she was shrewd, sharp, kind, generous, and just a genuine person. Can’t say I’m a fan of country music at all, but I am a…

Tyler Perry is an American Hero. I can’t stand virtually any of his horrible movies, and yet he has parlayed his sense of what people want into a billion dollar enterprise. Well done, Tyler. Now please make “Madea Gets Hit By a Bus” and rest comfortably upon your fat stacks.

It does NOT make me feel better, for I am a Luddite who hates change. In all seriousness, there is something disconcerting about abruptly changing the way you’ve done something for thirty years- but I’m all about trying new things- so once again, thanks. :) 

That’s exactly what I was thinking. The only person who gives less of a shit than a Gallagher is Morrisey- because when you don’t care that you come off as a racist douche as opposed to just a run-of-the-mill bad-take douche you’ve reached peak ambivalence. Honestly, fuck Morrisey. 

I amazed by how emotional this made me. Great job, internet. 

No shit. Drama and optics are one thing, but a Supreme Court pick is nothing to fuck around with and I don’t give a shit who votes for her as long as she is confirmed before some D senator with a red state governor dies in a plane crash and shifts the numbers. How we get the win doesn’t matter as much as getting the…

Yeah that is nightmare fuel for me. I think several of my past lives were ended by tornados. 

Terrified of tornadoes. Lost track on the amount of “nope” in the video.

Those are shoes? 

Your reply cracked me up. Thank you, my good sir. Nice to see fast food restaurants are the same around the world.

“Smollett’s sentence was overly harsh...”

I feel the same way about Shonda Rhimes as I do about Aaron Sorkin- I can’t watch their shows anymore because every character they write or create sounds like... Shonda Rhimes and Aaron Sorkin. With Sorkin it’s the concise, rapid-fire delivered dialogue that just crackles, which I know must sound like an odd…

Oh I’m sure that there are some people out there who believe that he is innocent, and will pay to see the man perform. There is probably broad overlap in the venn diagram of that group and the group that believes that jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams and that the only thing more dangerous than a covid vaccine is…

He did suffer an injustice of sorts. His constitutional rights were violated, and the prosecution has to be better than that, and he was released from prison, which was the right thing under our system. But I can’t forget that the man did it. He raped those women, and fucking admitted as much. What happened to him was…

Counterpoint: I ate one, and it really wasn’t all that bad. Not even close to the champs, but definitely did me right in a pinch. Qualified for a soft recommendation. If you find yourself at a gas station Wendy’s and aren’t intrigued by the burgers, you could do much worse. 

This seems like a mistake on his part, as it ain’t defamation if it isn’t true. Wood is super believeable, and even in the unlikely event she is lying... she’s an actress... so they’re going to be litigating the falsity of the charges, and I find it really difficult to think that anyone is going to believe a creep who…

Clearly I am the wrong person to talk to, as I am a dude who has never squirted. While I’m 100% unqualified to answer the is-it-pee-or-it-something-else question, it certainly seemed real to the person who felt compelled to tell me about it prior to engaging in sex because she found it embarrassing, and the way it…