Great interview!! Wish it had had more Snoopy voice; oftentimes I’ve thought that Snoopy’s voice was the funniest things about the Peanuts specials. Also they totally made the right choice to record his voice the old way, McGurrin gets close but is not quite there when it comes to nailing it without the audio trick.

I remember this show being on when I was around eight, and literally the only thing I remember about it was the theme song and the pain look on Claude Akins face when his deputies fucked up all of those cars. The trash that got made in those days was pure 100% uncut amazing. 

Extremely disappointed to not learn that said canceling in no way involved bolts of lightning and/or flesh eating locust.

Counterpoint: here are ten or so of the greatest named streets in America. Except for J. Strom Thurmond highway, because- 100% fuck that guy.

Ask any lawyer with a pulse and two glial cells how advanced degrees do not equal intelligence and they will point to a dozen attorneys they know who you wouldn’t allow to change a toilet paper roll in a Texas truck stop let along represent you or anyone else in any capacity. Advanced degrees mean that someone put in…

Regionally, the best fish sandwich in my southern Ohio neighborhood is suprisingly from Frisch’s Big Boy. It is perfect, and has been for decades. Haven’t tried the Popeye’s one as of now (damn you keto diet) but it’s usually my go-to. 

Gotta admit, this is the first time ever that I have heard something from McDonald’s (or any major fast food chain) referred to as “too spicy”. As a black dude, I typically classify spicy levels as White People Spicy (WPS), Black People Spicy (BPS), and Asian People Spicy (APS). WPS typically is the spice level found…

Ahh Rare, one of my all-time fave 90's developers- I swear, for a while there just about everything they released for the N64 was either near great or just plain great- sharp, funny, witty, clever, and engrossing. Then... the fucking wheels fell off. I found Star Fox Adventures, which as far as I know was their last…

Clearly the house was resisting.

Can’t they just leave the poor Powerpuff Girls alone? That bullshit reboot was horrific, and this somehow sounds like it could actually be worse.

As an old person I remember when they RUINED that candy bar by adding caramel (and I like caramel!). We can never have good things.

They absolutely ruined the Whatchamacalit when they added caramel to it, and it’s not because I don’t love caramel, cuz I do. It was just perfect the way that it was. I make a pretty good approximation with peanut butter rice krispie treats with added chopped peanuts + powdered sugar dipped in Lindt. 

I have lived in Ohio for all but six of my nearly fifty years and until this day had never, ever heard of Ohio Valley Style pizza and now that I have I really want to unhear it, as Ohio well and truly sucks for so many other reasons we really didn’t need but one more.

I bought a pint this weekend and was FLOORED by how much the onion and garlic flavors stood out (along with the butter) but my better half swore that she couldn’t taste them at all, and I was wondering if we were tasting the same thing. I also won a bet as to whether or not she’d eat more than one spoonful during the…

The Butt Vortex that lives within my mind seems far more comfortable than those leggings. Yeesh.

It’s Error of Ruutu or gtfo

My takeaway from this article is that I should try to work the word “gaylord” properly into every conversation possible from now until the end of time.

I think it was either Jesus or the Apostles who said something like “fuck around and find out”, and, well, that’s what these Rs are finding out about now that the Idiot In Chief they supported has turned his idiotic orange gaze towards them. He’s been “...inspiring people to commit potential acts of violence”…

While I haven’t had covid, I had a case of the flu in ‘19- you know, the malady that covid is supposedly no more worse than- and that shit laid me up for a solid ten consecutive days and landed me in the hospital for 48 hours. I felt BEYOND bad; the mere act of watching television required a massive amount of effort…

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week. That said, I think I just got tetanus by merely looking at those photos.