Clearly the house was resisting.

Can’t they just leave the poor Powerpuff Girls alone? That bullshit reboot was horrific, and this somehow sounds like it could actually be worse.

As an old person I remember when they RUINED that candy bar by adding caramel (and I like caramel!). We can never have good things.

They absolutely ruined the Whatchamacalit when they added caramel to it, and it’s not because I don’t love caramel, cuz I do. It was just perfect the way that it was. I make a pretty good approximation with peanut butter rice krispie treats with added chopped peanuts + powdered sugar dipped in Lindt. 

I have lived in Ohio for all but six of my nearly fifty years and until this day had never, ever heard of Ohio Valley Style pizza and now that I have I really want to unhear it, as Ohio well and truly sucks for so many other reasons we really didn’t need but one more.

I bought a pint this weekend and was FLOORED by how much the onion and garlic flavors stood out (along with the butter) but my better half swore that she couldn’t taste them at all, and I was wondering if we were tasting the same thing. I also won a bet as to whether or not she’d eat more than one spoonful during the…

The Butt Vortex that lives within my mind seems far more comfortable than those leggings. Yeesh.

It’s Error of Ruutu or gtfo

My takeaway from this article is that I should try to work the word “gaylord” properly into every conversation possible from now until the end of time.

I think it was either Jesus or the Apostles who said something like “fuck around and find out”, and, well, that’s what these Rs are finding out about now that the Idiot In Chief they supported has turned his idiotic orange gaze towards them. He’s been “...inspiring people to commit potential acts of violence”…

While I haven’t had covid, I had a case of the flu in ‘19- you know, the malady that covid is supposedly no more worse than- and that shit laid me up for a solid ten consecutive days and landed me in the hospital for 48 hours. I felt BEYOND bad; the mere act of watching television required a massive amount of effort…

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week. That said, I think I just got tetanus by merely looking at those photos.

You are 100% right on two points: 1) that song kicks ass, and 2) the Fustercluck expansion was lame as fuck. It was short, dull, and not nearly as engaging as the two that preceded it, which were really good and worth the price of the DLC on their own even excluding the fairly competent Handsome Jackpot. The…

I’m with Alexandra- the PS4 has been the largest waste of money I’ve ever spent on a console, and I’ve purchased practically every Sega, Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony console released between 1983 and today. Super enjoyed played Spider-Man on it, but that was seriously the only experience I could have ever had there…

Arcade’s Revenge was, indeed, a TERRIBLE game, and should have been mentioned here (it was brutally hard and I never finished it) but Gambit’s Theme from that game is some of the best video game music I’ve heard from any game in my life- and just so happens to be my ringtone. The Follin brothers really knew what they…

What, exactly, would have been the point of that, assuming the Senate ever actually took a recess that would have allowed him to do that? Per NLRB v. Canning he clearly would have had the authority to do so, but that appointee would have only been able to serve until the end of the following Senate session, and then…

Just because your tags are expired doesn’t mean that you car is uninsured. I am often quite negligent in renewing my tags, and there have been periods of time where they have been expired for many weeks, but I have never, ever driven while uninsured because that’s just stupid. At most, an expired tag is a standard,…

I swear to god I can’t watch Barack Obama speak without crying for what we’ve had, what we’ve lost and what we might be. Love that guy.

Oh and by the way Ash, Jason would be your second cousin, which is still a cousin!

Alright all you whippersnappers; my gaming buddy was my best dude Oliver, and in the sixth grade circa 1982/83 we were fixtures as this pool hall/arcade around the corner from his house called Family Billiards. While they had the stand up vector Star Wars arcade cabinet, Pac Man and Ms. Pacman (as well as really sweet…