“Why would you buy pubes... when you can get your own pubes.... for free?” I’m dying.

Oh and thanks for getting me out of the greys after seven faded years! Made my day.

Doesn’t it? Without a doubt my favorite ice cream currently. Making a special trip to Columbus so I can hit up one of their retail stores to try all of the flavors that aren’t available in my area...

It really, really is. I’ll readily admit that I love food and am the first person to try all KINDS of stuff that turns out to be horrific (see Lay’s Nashville Hot Chicken Potato Chips- even the dog didn’t like them) but it was immediately obvious why they did it after I tasted it. They also make a flavor that is a…

Holy shit no way, you too?? At least you were a kid. Not gonna tell you how old I was...

Holy shit no way, you too?? At least you were a kid. Not gonna tell you how old I was...

Agreed! I’m from Cincinnati, and we’re famous for Graeter’s (which is quite good) but if you ask me the best Ohio ice cream is found in Columbus. If you haven’t tried the Cream Puff, you haven’t lived.

It is the bomb, even as it confuses my poor palate. Jeni’s is as smooth and creamy as silk; I imagine they sift the particulates out. I might just try that!

There’s a company in my state (Jeni’s) that makes a popcorn ice cream (“Sun-Popped Corn”) that is similarly weird but grew on me extremely quickly; took me two pints to pin it down but eventually I figured out it was dead on Kellogg’s Corn Pops. Still can’t believe I like it every time I eat it.

I shit you not; in the early 90's I used to buy Konami games just because of the music, and Axelay was one of those games. The game was brutally hard and I had to cheat to make any substantial progress at all, but the music was top notch. However, I don’t think anything can TOUCH the music from Super Castlevania IV-…

Okay so that totally got completely fucked up but hopefully you get the gist.

Okay so that totally got completely fucked up but hopefully you get the gist.

Yes!! The Cook’s Illustrated version, although I use a cilantro sauce that has sour cream in it so it’s not vegan. It is worth the effort, and that effort isn’t all that much.

This exactly. The advice to just shut the fuck up until November is the best thing anyone could say to him.

It is difficult to overstate my love for ice and beverages with temps that hover at or slightly below 32 degrees- it is why I have my own refrigerator/freezer in my office, it is why I have a fridge at home that costs as much as a cheap used car that produces not only ice in the door but ice in the freezer drawer…

In this environment, with the completely asinine things that people are saying unironically 24/7, you absolute should have sent up a flare. You got me.

Not if you chain yourself to the underpass like Gilligan tying himself to a palm tree on Gilligan’s Island...

As an aside, if anyone could give me any tips for getting out of the greys after over seven years of (usually) thoughtful commentary it sure would be awesome.

It is difficult to overstate my love for the Pikmin series. There is something just totally zen about commanding squads of plant people to do your bidding, and to try to keep them safe from harm while doing things in the most efficient way possible, and the soothing music, gorgeous scenery and generally placid nature…

Conversely, I also ate an entire box of Ho Ho’s once and I still believe I could probably do that again today.