There’s a company in my state (Jeni’s) that makes a popcorn ice cream (“Sun-Popped Corn”) that is similarly weird but grew on me extremely quickly; took me two pints to pin it down but eventually I figured out it was dead on Kellogg’s Corn Pops. Still can’t believe I like it every time I eat it.

I shit you not; in the early 90's I used to buy Konami games just because of the music, and Axelay was one of those games. The game was brutally hard and I had to cheat to make any substantial progress at all, but the music was top notch. However, I don’t think anything can TOUCH the music from Super Castlevania IV-…

Okay so that totally got completely fucked up but hopefully you get the gist.

Okay so that totally got completely fucked up but hopefully you get the gist.

Yes!! The Cook’s Illustrated version, although I use a cilantro sauce that has sour cream in it so it’s not vegan. It is worth the effort, and that effort isn’t all that much.

This exactly. The advice to just shut the fuck up until November is the best thing anyone could say to him.

It is difficult to overstate my love for ice and beverages with temps that hover at or slightly below 32 degrees- it is why I have my own refrigerator/freezer in my office, it is why I have a fridge at home that costs as much as a cheap used car that produces not only ice in the door but ice in the freezer drawer…

In this environment, with the completely asinine things that people are saying unironically 24/7, you absolute should have sent up a flare. You got me.

Not if you chain yourself to the underpass like Gilligan tying himself to a palm tree on Gilligan’s Island...

As an aside, if anyone could give me any tips for getting out of the greys after over seven years of (usually) thoughtful commentary it sure would be awesome.

It is difficult to overstate my love for the Pikmin series. There is something just totally zen about commanding squads of plant people to do your bidding, and to try to keep them safe from harm while doing things in the most efficient way possible, and the soothing music, gorgeous scenery and generally placid nature…

Conversely, I also ate an entire box of Ho Ho’s once and I still believe I could probably do that again today.

When I was in the second grade I consumed an entire box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars in one sitting, because they were so good. However, after bar #10 (all consumed during after school Tom & Jerry/Flinstones/Gilligan’s Island/Little House On the Prairie time) I felt soooo bad... and then I had to eat dinner. Needless…

OMG I cannot tell you how many hours I’ve spent just flipping, jumping and grinding through the lush landscapes and soothing sounds of this game. I have no evidence for this but I really think it actually lowers my blood pressure. Simple, gorgeous, and perfect.

Toads voice cracks. me. up. Always and forever.

OMG lima beans are the devil incarnate, one of three foods I’ll instantly nope out of (the other two being curried goat and caviar). Unless your mom roasted beets and you hated those too I’d suggest you give those another try. Okra, which I like, is the vegemite of black people.

Have you discovered zucchini fries?? As someone who is knee-deep in keto I *love* the things; I dust zucchini in cornstarch mixed with Hidden Valley Fiesta ranch dip, then eggwash, and then roll them in ground porkrinds that have the same consistency as panko (panko would be far superior if keto isn’t your bag). Then…

No kidding! WTF was the first thing I said to myself when I read this headline. So hard to wrap my head around this. Being a person who doesn’t necessarily like people paying attention to me, shit like this will always be nearly impossible for me to understand the motivations behind.

Yeeeeeeahhh but I kinda sorta care what people are doing in their private lives if those things include things, like, for instance, raping children. Huff all the paint thinner you want to and if autoerotic asphyxiation is your bag, well cool- but raping kids is just not okay ever.

As a kid who professed to hating cauliflower (in my defense it was always served raw) I should probably have stopped being surprised years ago at how delicious it can be when prepared properly, whether it be riced and made into faux mashed potatoes, or (my favorite) Baja-style California cauliflower tacos, which have…