Greatest running back bar none. An absolute joy to watch, my all-time favorite football player and the best reason to purchase NFL Sunday ticket- no one brought more joy and delight to a football field. And I’m not even a Lion’s fan. As a postscript, I was so angry when he retired so suddenly but in this world of CTE…

Okay that was massively mean, but having been the tech support for my parents for my entire adult life there was a tiny, hilarious ring of truth to it. I mean, I took it to mean that you weren’t saying they all were technologically challenged but more as 150,000 is a LOT. #notalloldpeople

And this is why I can only find bean sprouts at one (1) local grocer in my region. The only applications I use them in are pho and pad thai, and in my opinion they are essential to both of those dishes. I understand the risks, but I’m not prepared for sproutless Asian dishes, and thus far I’ve had a 40 year streak of…

I don’t think the legal concerns are all that much of a concern; as long as you’re not charging people to use your internet in violation of some sort of agreement where your contract specifically prohibits that, I’m pretty sure you are free to let whoever you want to use your internet. Additionally, it wouldn’t be a…

That looks AMAZING; I make a pretty mean gumbo (that absolutely has tomatoes in it, sorry) but baking is my Achilles heel and this recipe scare the shit out of me. But I might have to give a whirl anyway. Love the imaginative concept!

I dunno man; if someone could reproduce that catbus costume in a size mens L I’d pay good money for that. That thing was sweet.

Another crazy old man just told me that cigarettes don’t cause cancer so hooray for everything

I dunno; I had a couple of relatives who lived in the suburbs and it seemed quite nice- lots of gorgeous trees and it seemed pretty bucolic. I could think of a lot worse places to live.

Move to Cincinnati, or Detroit. There are plenty of them.

The next time someone slaughters a school full of innocents with puberty-delaying drugs or a child accidentally kills another human with his surgically created penis I’m totally going to jump on your bullshit analogy bandwagon.

Well now that we’re letting eleven year olds carry around assault weapons whose main design purpose is to kill as many things as it can as quickly as possible why don’t we let them smoke, drink, drive, vote, and be sexually active with whomever they choose as well? Oh I know because their frontal cortices aren’t fully…

This clearly falls under the category of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”. While EA’s reaction may seem heavy handed, they are perfectly within their rights to do it and even if they are the assholes in this piece he should have known what happens when you piss off assholes- assholes gonna asshole. I tend to…

Don Pancho’s Cilantro Lime Crema is amazeballs on fish tacos and when used as a dipping sauce for wings, fish sticks, and literally any friend veggie. Discovered it at Costco; it was only slightly better than the crema I make myself but 1) better is better and 2) if I don’t have to devote the slightest amount of…

Don Pancho’s Cilantro Lime Crema is amazeballs on fish tacos and when used as a dipping sauce for wings, fish…

The statute would answer your question- apparently (among other things) predatory sexual assault is rape plus; rape is an underlying component but to get the higher charge you need to establish that the defendant caused serious physical injury, used a weapon, or has qualifying prior convictions to elevate the offense.…

I guess he can put away the walker now?

I don’t know how she can stay on the bench. Our Canons of Ethics forbid even the appearance of impropriety, and while throwing around the N word in your private is definitely a bad look it would be difficult if not impossible to remove a judge for it unless you could demonstrate actual bias and prejudice in his or her…

Absolutely loved this deep dive into the history of what seemed like an anachromism to me in 1983. Excellent work. Apropos of nothing, your smile is fucking fantastic and Tim B. et al are absolute dickbags with limited vision and poor taste.

Sorry-not-sorriest laugh of the day, bar none.

Now while I travel with my Apple TV (took it to Jamaica with me recently) and the tv has no problem connecting with the device, your miles may vary when it comes to using said Apple TV with hotel wifi, and I assume the same would be with some Air BnB’s depending upon their wifi set up. When I was in Jamaica I had to…

I’ve been traveling with my Apple TV for years and also my Switch and its dock, and I have never, ever had this problem, whether it be the Ritz Carlton or some fleabag motel. Interesting.