Why. Why can we not just be talking about an amazing matchup between the old dynasty and new dynasty that we're about to see instead of balls. Balls.

That GIF looks like a videogame

Jim Tomsula is NOT part of Mama's Legion and will NOT have his spoon in their soup. He wants you to know that.

Wow, that list is like a who's who of first round busts. Larry deserves to go out with a decent QB. Also the guy is a great person. Never heard of him getting into any type of trouble.

"All you do is throw up!!!!"

Turns out Harvin's power source is MetLife Stadium

Giants running back David Wilson was told by doctors earlier this week that he should never play football again

Vic: "Well Kenny, it appears the Malcontents have the advantage over Animal Waste Management!"

The Trop is begging for some kind of Super Baseball 2020 makeover. Put a Jump Zone in dead center, that will put butts in the seats.

...giving Detroit an equally impressive collection of starting pitchers. For the neutral fan, could you imagine a seven-game ALCS between these two?

"Fuck yeah I want Cid leading the charge!"

haha they posted a picture of an empty Trop...during BP. Would have been more effective if it was during a game.

Sherman is made for the WWE though. Picture it with Mean Gene holding the mic instead of Erin Andrews:

Combine their jersey numbers together and you have the year this dance was fashionable.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

And the Superbowl.

Must've missed the Super Bowl where the Seattle defense outscored the #1 offense in the league...

BRING BACK VIRGILBAG!

who cares? it's just a soccer game. Not like it means anything to the United States. People were probably busy mowing their lawns or balancing their checkbook. Two activities infinitely more interesting than a godawfully boring soccer game.